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  1. Public Bookmark 80

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    You needed an escape. Life had taken a turn, and you were stuck. No way forward, no way back, everything crumpling around you like a house of paper.

    Then your Uncle Fowler offered you a job that came in answer to your prayers, because it offered shelter, food, and income. The only catch?

    You might just die trying to live.

    Because Ratchet needed a medical assistant, and the Autobots needed someone who it didn't matter if their mind got read by the ominous prisoner held so carefully confined in a secured cell.

    So, that's how you met Soundwave. Big scary bad guy all locked up and rusting away, but that's not how things stay between you.

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    Another wandering tale. Whimsical. Less structured and edited than my more serious novels. Yet another tale written for fun and emotional therapy. This tale has a lot more emotional angst and hurt, especially due to the nature of the imprisonment / captor circumstances.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    Is it really considered a side character if it didn't exist in the first place ?

    Stella didn’t ask to wake up in Twilight.
    She especially didn’t ask to be Bella Swan’s twin sister.
    But here she is—trapped in Forks, trying to avoid glittery vampires, overly intense stares, and the growing suspicion that she’s accidentally stolen the plot.

    Armed with sarcasm, anxiety, and a deeply unhelpful knowledge of future events, Stella just wants to survive high school, keep Bella alive, and maybe avoid becoming someone’s favorite snack.
    Too bad the universe (and Edward Cullen) seem to have other plans.

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    Twilight self-insert in a nutshell.
    don't mind the grammar.
    I needed to practice my writing, and thought there's only so many ways one can fail at writing a twilight fanfic.
    So here i am !

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    09 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    10 years later...

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    02 Feb 2026

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    A slightly different take on the 'realistic' self-insert: drop a modern woman into Middle-earth - and what do they see? Straight teeth, soft clear skin unused to labour, long well-kept hair, and clothes stitched so evenly they look impossible to have been done by hand. Both Eldar and Edain agree, these are unmistakable signs of aristocratic heritage. Add in a handful of Sindarin and Quenya, and her unnervingly accurate foresight - a gift of Elros’ line - and it’s no surprise people start making… assumptions.

    So when the universe decides you’re Princess Tindómiel, who are you to argue? (Except you do argue. They just don’t listen.)

    Isekai/self-insert with the canon doing allllll the heavy lifting and slotting you straight into the legend. Starts years before LotR, about a decade pre-Hobbit.

    Inspired by the brilliant Home with the Fairies by the amazing I_Mushi.

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    31 Jan 2026

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    At five years old, Dahlia knew three things about herself:
    • She was a twin
    • She was a Dursley
    • She was a witch
    She was never sure which was the hardest to contend with. If she was truly being honest, though, she might have said that it was this:
    Life is sudden and terrifying, and it doesn’t get any easier the second time around.

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    22 Jan 2026