CluphStuff
Fandoms
- Dream SMP (4)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (3)
Recent works
-
Tags
Summary
Peering out the window, Tommy gawked at the snow dancing through the air. Everything was white; the trees, the ground, even the window pain was frosted over with a thin layer of ice. Spinning around, he grinned at Tubbo. “You thinking what I’m thinking?
Toby, who was already pulling on his boots, smirked back. “Snowball fight!”or, there's a snow day for the DSMP.
-
Tags
Summary
“What the fuck?” Purpled murmured, zooming into the picture, and- yeah. That was definitely a frighteningly detailed explosive that only could have come from one teenager who spent too much time looking at nukes. But if that was true, then the arm would have to belong to the one teenager who would let his best friend spend way too long drawing a nuke on his arm.
Tommy.
Which honestly made more sense than Purpled wanted to admit. Tommy was tall, but not too tall, with bright blonde hair, and a penchant for jumping into situations he was unprepared for. Icarus was all of the above, with the added bonus of powder white wings.
But if Tommy was Icarus, then there was no doubt that Framer was Tubbo. The pair was inseparable; even their class schedules were nearly identical. The short frame also matched, as did the unsettlingly optimistic personalities and penchant for blowing things up.
“Holy shit.” Purpled whispered to himself, sitting up.Series
- Part 2 of Identity Shenanigans
-
Tags
Summary
“Huh,” Bee said, sounding contemplative, “I brought chloroform.”
“You brought what??” Ranboo scream-whispered, at the same time Beetle exclaimed, “Fuck yeah, you found it!”
“Well, we’re staging a kidnapping, so I thought we could leave traces of it, as, like, evidence.” Bee shrugged, lifting a small bottle from his belt.
“Who does that?!” Ranboo wrung his hands as Bee put some on a cloth and let it drip-drip off onto the white sheet, staining it a light, almost unnoticeable purple.
“Did’ya know that chloroform actually takes, like, five minutes, not five seconds, to knock someone out?” Beetle remarked, watching Bee do his work.
“Oh. Maybe I shouldn't've brought it, then.” Bee stared at the spot, and shrugged. “Oh well.”
~
Or, vigilante Tommy and Tubbo rescue Ranboo from the heroes and do some bonding; also, a silly little reveal happens.
Series
- Part 1 of Identity Shenanigans
-
Birds of a Feather (ignore the slime) by CluphStuff
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
16 Jun 2025
Tags
Summary
Quackity jumped back, hitting the wall and falling to the floor, golden feathers fluttering around. “Señor arriba, mantenme a salvo de este demonio de origen desconocido y te juro por Dios que te adoraré por el resto de mi vida-”
The head, made of slime and slowly emerging from the mucus, was grinning at him. “Hello, Quackity from Manberg! I have been watching you!”
“Oh, mierda, está hablando un carajo-” Quackity took a deep breath, putting a hand on his chest. “What the fork is going on?! Is this a forking dream!?!”Or, Quackity, the ex mafia member, finds a slime in his home and makes him work for profit. Plus his only online friend is Wilbur, who deeeeefinitely isn’t the son of the head of the competing mafia and brother to the guy who slashed Quackity’s eye out.
Recent series
-
Summary
Just a bunch of fics with absurd Identity Reveals. Not all in the same universe.
- Words:
- 3,253
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 1
Recent bookmarks
-
The Man Who Feeds Strays by Coldbluesilk
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
13 Nov 2023
Tags
Summary
“Hiya, mate. Can I help you with anything?” he asked, just in case. Being polite could go further than people gave it credit for. Even if all he felt comfortable asking for was a fiver for the bus or something.
The boy’s eyes flicked to him, scanning, judging, learning, “No thanks, I’m not looking for anything in particular,” he dismissed. Phil didn’t know what the outcome was, but he mustn’t have been that off-putting considering he didn’t immediately turn around and leave the store.
---------------------------------------------------
Philza Minecraft is the proud owner of a small convenience store in the troubled city of L’Manburg. By extending kindness to his favourite shoplifters, Phil’s quiet world takes on some big changes, and by the end of it he might just be a dad. -
tommyinnit's clinic for supervillains by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
17 Jan 2022
Tags
Summary
“W-What do you- I mean can I- are you here to rob us?” The person managed to stammer out.
Siren snorted. “No. I’m just here to order some food.”
“Wh-What about him?” The cashier asked, glancing at Tommy. “Did you- did you kidnap him?”
“I mean… yeah, let’s go with that in case this ends up on the news,” Siren shrugged, looking back at Tommy. “I kidnapped you, right?”
“Yeah, sure,” Tommy agreed, knowing that if they said he was kidnapped, it would keep people from getting suspicious of why he was seen in public with Siren. “Anyway, can I get the chicken nuggets happy meal, with a coke?”
or, how Tommy—who is not a hero, or a villain, or even a vigilante—saves the life of one of L'Manberg's most feared supervillains, and accidentally ends up becoming the resident doctor for every supervillain in town (and maybe gets a family along the way too).
Series
- Part 1 of the world of clinic
-
I was a kid in a village, doing alright, then I became a prince overnight by sircantus
Fandoms: Dream SMP
01 Apr 2023
Tags
Summary
(Yes the title is from sofia the first, yes I'm laughing at it, I find it funny-)
In which Phil has created the Antarctic Empire from the ground up and takes in Techno and Wilbur along the way, and raises them while also ruling his kingdom. Tommy, sixteen, lives with Tubbo in an orphanage, the two of them running around in the cold streets of their town.
After a hectic day of getting separated from Tubbo, getting into a few fights, and ending up in an entirely new town, he comes across Phil, and saves him from an assassination attempt by smashing a plate over someone's head.
So then both Techno and Wilbur decide to see who this kid is, and Tommy sure is endearing, in the way that the first time they spy on him, he starts a fight in an alleyway over a bag of cookies.
(and then Tommy basically gets kidnapped into the royal family, but like, legally, y’know?)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 118,445
- Chapters:
- 28/28
- Collections:
- 76
- Comments:
- 6,269
- Kudos:
- 35,422
- Bookmarks:
- 5,591
- Hits:
- 1,078,876
Bookmarked by CluphStuff
11 Jan 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Tommy gets adopted, and he doesn’t even have trauma! At first.
-
Tags
Summary
“And everyone is so old,” Tubbo complains. Somehow, without them knowing about it, Tubbo’s managed to swipe a waffle and is chewing on it happily. Sapnap stifles a laugh. “Well, not everyone, I guess- the kid in our room is our age, I think. He might be younger.”
Wilbur perks up. “Does he ice skate?”
“Yeah, he does. He’s got these sick skates and everything.” Tubbo explains. “He’s quiet though. We tried talking to him, but…”
“But?”
Tubbo shrugs. "He's quiet. He doesn't talk much. I guess he's busy."
or, Tommy's made it to the Olympics for figure skating- he's the youngest contestant on the ice and he's the favor for the gold. He's supposed to be living the dream. So why is he still so unhappy? And why do all these hockey players and snowboarders care so much about him?
Series
- Part 6 of Anything and Everything
- Part 1 of from ice to water
-
Tags
Summary
“Please,” one soldier told Techno over dinner, “The Blood God isn’t going to help you. He doesn’t accept any of the blood sacrifices the generals leave for him, so either he doesn’t exist, or he thinks he’s too good for the likes of us. Either way, it’s best to find a different patron.”
Techno had punched him in the face for that. None of his other comrades ever brought up the Blood God again.
Well, except for one.
“You follow the Blood God?” the new kid said, staring up at Techno with unbelievably blue eyes.
“Yeah,” Techno replied, perhaps a bit gruffer than he meant to, “What’s it to you?”
“Nothing!” the new kid said, grinning wildly, “I love that guy. He gets all the ladies. Hey, we should be friends!”Or: Techno is the last devout follower of the Blood God. Tommy may or may not be said god.
Series
- Part 1 of Blood Brothers (Blood God!Tommy AU)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,375
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 89
- Comments:
- 416
- Kudos:
- 15,367
- Bookmarks:
- 2,068
- Hits:
- 121,247
Bookmarked by CluphStuff
11 Jan 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Tommy is the Blood God. Nobody ever realizes it.