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    Aziraphale has gotten himself into a spot of trouble with a cursed book. He's very insistent that Crowley stay away from the bookshop, that he not try and help him. But Crowley has never been very good at doing what he's told. Especially not when Aziraphale is in trouble.

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    03 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 61

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    The ending of S2 Ep6... but even worse

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    18 Jan 2026

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    10 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 14

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    “What’s the breed?” Crowley hears himself ask.

    “Ahm,” the owner sounds as if caught in something illegal. “I’m actually not sure how to answer that.”

    “Large, medium or small?”

    “Oh, large!” the relieved voice comes bearing a smile.

    “Longhaired or shorthaired?”

    “Long, I should think.”

    “Basic care or styling cut?”

    “Basic,” the enthusiastic voice replies, sounding as if he was on a guessing game and hoping for a lucky win.

    This guy knows shit about grooming, so Crowley ends the transaction mercifully, “Be here at six, sharp.”

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    30 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 8

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    Lonely and listless, Crowley has been wandering the Earth with no contact from Aziraphale for centuries. He is assigned an unusual job by his superiors, tasked with visiting the dwelling of a local holy man which lies in the fringes of a remote desert village. This man accepts one guest - an unbeliever, perhaps, or someone down on their luck - per night into his hut for rituals of private worship. Crowley has been ordered to put a stop to these rituals, which encourage even society's most rejected and unconventional individuals to invite the love of God into their lives, by any means necessary... even if that means smiting the holy man where he stands.

    Under cover of darkness and the anonymity he is afforded by his glasses, Crowley arrives at the hut posing as a human infidel… and finds that the wise man’s methods are far more intimate than he first suspected. Immersing himself in the ritual might just be enough to forget about the angel he’s missing… until he realises that the man behind it is alarmingly angelic himself.

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    24 Dec 2025