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Instead of committing suicide, Javert goes on a three-day bender. When Valjean finds him, Javert assumes he's a hallucination. Things proceed awkwardly from there.
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“Where are you going?” the hallucination asked, which was foolish. Surely his brain knew what Javert planned.
“To the nearest--” Javert paused, looked at the recently vacated wine-ship, and amended what he had been about to say. “To the next wine-shop. Obviously I am not drunk enough if you are here.”
The apparition got to its feet with a wince, as though his mind had ridiculously conjured aches and pains with which to torment Valjean’s specter. “Javert, your words make no sense,” it said, and Javert laughed again.
“I am making perfect sense.” He touched his pocket where he kept his money, frowned. “I hope you are only a drink or two from going away. I do not know how much more beer I can afford.”
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17 Feb 2026
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Cosette gives birth to twins! Valjean and Javert find themselves grandfathers.
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The title had long been a jest between them, borne of the need to hide identities, at first. But now, as Valjean took the envelope in trembling hands, a wondering smile rising on his lips, Javert watched him and knew - the title, now, was real.
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- Part 8 of AcademiaNut's fluffy post-Seine AU
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17 Feb 2026
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Love Thy Enemy by Icarus5800
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables (2012), Les Misérables - Schönberg/Boublil, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo
08 May 2013
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Valjean and Javert at the barricades. They shouted at each other some, things got intense, they did it, they said goodbye.
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Without pausing to consider the absurdity of their situation or any potential consequences, for once Valjean dared to permit himself the sheer, unbounded joy of giving free rein to his desires. His erection strained against the stiff fabric of his trousers, aching to break free. He did nothing to free himself, needing to savour the unbearable constricting tightness for a while longer yet, intuitively knowing that the eventual release would be all the sweeter for it.
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16 Feb 2026
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To Steal and Bestow by Kaleran
Fandoms: Les Misérables - Victor Hugo, Les Misérables - All Media Types
01 Jan 2017
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Five times Valjean kissed Javert and one time Javert kissed Valjean.
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08 Feb 2026
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Excited about Christmas, little Marie Pontmercy is drawn to one specific toy left by a mysterious man clad all in black: a wooden nutcracker with polished boots and frightful whiskers. Soon Jean Valjean finds himself pulled into a strange adventure—and meets a man he thought long dead.
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02 Feb 2026