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    Ah. The Asshole Dog is loose again. Lan Zhan knows that it is not the dog’s fault for being an asshole, but The Asshole Dog is the reason Lan Zhan had a fence put in at a significant personal expense, because the alternative was allowing his garden to be destroyed and for Bunny to be menaced on her leashed outdoor adventures. Unacceptable. The Most Beautiful Man in the World cringes at the barking, scooting further away from the door through a sea of a dozen broken eggs and leaving a yolky trail in his wake.

    “Fuck,” he whimpers, curling into a ball, both hands wrapped around the back of his neck as if to—as if to protect himself, Lan Zhan realizes. “Fuck, fuck, fuck, please—” The Most Beautiful Man in the World begs, voice ragged. He’s definitely hyperventilating now, from what Lan Zhan can tell between the audible sobs. There’s another bark from outside, and The Most Beautiful Man in the World flinches bodily, making a terrified sound that Lan Zhan feels behind his ribs.

    Or: A meet ugly, a dog, and the beginning of something wonderful.

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    04 Mar 2026

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    Lan Wangji can do nothing but stare at the man outside his window. “Wei Ying?”

    “Hey, you remembered!” Wei Ying seems to take that as an invitation because he swings himself through the window. “This is a nice house,” he says as he strides across the room and drops onto the seat beside Lan Wangji. “The whole place is really beautiful. I mean, I’d heard Cloud Recesses was lovely, but the rumors don’t do it justice.”

    “How?” Lan Wangji manages to ask, but his mind goes blank after that single word. There are other words he would like to say. Why is one. Hello is another. What is happening right now would be nice, but he’s too stunned for full sentences.


    Or Lan Wangji falls in love with a cute (possibly poor?) guy named Wei Ying, but suddenly the notorious Yiling Laozu (mysterious, possibly hot under his mask?) wants to marry him. Now Lan Wangji is being wooed by two men, but he's being so brave about it.

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    04 Mar 2026

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    Wei Wuxian finds himself inexplicably transported back to his six-year-old self, years after his death. Confronted with the errors of his past, he resolves to reshape his future, rejecting deceit and choosing to live for himself. Despite this new path, he remains committed to the promises made in his previous life. He begins training under his mother’s master, embarking on a fresh journey while retaining memories of his past experiences.

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    02 Mar 2026

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    “The Gusu Lan dragons have failed to produce an heir in the last decade,” a dangerous accusation, should the rumors be false.

    He took the general’s silence as a sign to continue.

    “I am your solution,” Wei Ying breathed out.

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    Wei Ying offers himself in exchange for the freedom of the Wen Remnants in a war the other branch of their clan started. The revered Gusu Lan war general takes him up on the offer and Wei Ying finds apparently nothing better to do than pine after the mated alpha (cough).

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    01 Mar 2026

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    Does it count as surgery if the patient is a sabre/spiritual weapon? If the answer is no, then it's probably just two surgeries, no mercy kill.

    Two geniuses in a radish field can come up with a lot of theories bouncing their ideas off on another, and when one is the grandmaster of demonic cultivation and the other is the best medical doctor alive, there's no telling what they can come up with. Now they just need a hospital room to put theory into practice and the Nie sect is the lucky winner. No, really, the Nie Sect lucks out and life gets better for everyone.

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    25 Feb 2026