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He doesn’t win arguments with Simmons. He just drops new arguments on top of the old ones in a precarious stack until the whole thing falls apart and they’re forced to start over, like the world’s shittiest game of Jenga.
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Grif gets his driving privileges revoked. No one is happy about this.
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09 Sep 2025
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Hold my fucking hand, loser, we're using the buddy system for the rest of our lives.
(Now with epilogue)
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05 Sep 2025
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She always leaves. She never says goodbye. She knows recursion like nobody else; she's two hands and a voice and a will.
Agent Texas and Project Freelancer, start to finish.
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01 Apr 2025
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The soldier standing next to Simmons takes a couple seconds to fall, like he doesn't quite realize he's already dead. Wash can relate.
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26 Mar 2025
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Like a genetic memory etched into his being, he felt dread. A field of flowers and a weapon in his hand. A place like this could break him, like it had broken another man. The cosmetic differences meant nothing if the basic shape was the same. A carpet of flowers, some petals swept up into the air as if gravity had reversed. A lone figure standing across from him. His entire world could come apart just like this.
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21 Jan 2025
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When Simmons has the jarring realization that he might be attracted to Grif, his monotonous life at Blood Gulch gets very complicated, very quickly.
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30 Dec 2024
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After the loss of one of their own, the Reds and Blues are just focusing on helping the people of Chorus rebuild. Captain Dick Simmons feels it best to bury his anxieties and keep them to himself, since everyone else has enough to deal with on their own. But as he learns after a Temple incident, unchecked problems have a habit of growing out of control.
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23 Dec 2024
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A lighthearted game at Donut's W(h)ine and Cheese Hour takes a turn for the dramatic when the obvious gets pointed out, but this just might be the push Grif and Simmons need to get their shit together.
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18 Dec 2024
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Church forgets that he is god
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06 Dec 2024
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“We thought your corpse was out floating in space, Private!” Sarge said gruffly. Grif threw an exasperated look at Locus over his shoulder, as if sharing an inside joke, and Locus broke his still composure to fidget uncomfortably.
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03 Dec 2024
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When Grif and Simmons are separated in (ironically) a massive, endless canyon, Grif and Locus work together with a soft rookie to reunite in one piece, and Grif will be damned if he doesn’t make it back to Simmons.
A Grimmons one-shot that got a little out of hand.
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12 Nov 2024
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Tucker is an asshole who didn't consider that maybe not everyone wants to be as horny and desperate as him.
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- Part 1 of The friends we banged along the way
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18 Oct 2024
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Simmons is thankful that men don’t have bulimia. Otherwise, it’d be really fucking difficult to explain why he never keeps his dinner down. (Updates first Tuesday of every month.)
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04 Oct 2024
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i don’t think i can stand to be where you don’t see me by livhasnolife
Fandoms: Red vs. Blue
03 Apr 2019
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It’s no secret that Grif doesn’t know how to land any form of aircraft, so really, this isn’t his fault. This is common knowledge and Simmons knew what to expect, so if he was really opposed to it, he should have stopped him.
So crashing it? Simmons’ fault. And crashing it into a ditch? The ditch’s fault, obviously.
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22 Sep 2024
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The short story: The Reds and Blues are trapped on the Staff of Charon, hideously outnumbered and outgunned, outdoing their enemy only in the badassness of their guns and their accumulated stupidity. They have no choice but to fight their way out, and so they do so. They survive. The Staff of Charon, built to be a flying gun to unfairly oneshot K.O its enemies rather than host an all out gunfight inside of itself, crashes. They survive this too. The good guys win the day once again, and with only a couple of heroic sacrifices along the way.
The long story: This.
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30 Aug 2024
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“God, you really are Blue Team. You never wanna talk about things.”
“And you have to be Red Team because all you do is talk,” Washington shot back.
“You know, that’s where all the Drama comes from, you all bottle it up and then it’s all suddenly Boo, I’m a Ghost. Ooo I’m an ex-Freelancer. I have a magic sword.”
“Simmons is a vegan.”
“Turn the show back on.”
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19 Aug 2024
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It's been two months since Simmons said goodbye to Grif. Now, he's alone.
But not alone-alone.
Some days, he wishes nothing would change. Some days, he wishes everything would.Bookmarked by Chipper_Daily
21 Jul 2024
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If there's one thing that's been constant in your life, it's him. Post season 8.
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13 Jul 2024
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During the war, you hate him. After the war, you hate him and he lives with you.
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13 Jul 2024
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Bitters, Matthews, and Jensen, all three declared “obviously honorary Reds” by Colonel Sarge, enter their first ever apparently mandatory for all Reds ‘Donut’s Wine and Cheese Hour’.
It is, of course, a horrible mistake.
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12 Jul 2024