CheeIsntOnFire



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  1. Public Bookmark 62

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    Dan Howell’s summer is no different from any other, except for the fact that he’s due to start university at the end of it. With only two weeks left, he’s found himself on the precipice of a depressive episode. He’s following his passion in music, something he’s ached to do since forever, and yet there is still so much missing from his life.

    Phil Lester just so happens to suck at one particular boss of a video game, and needs whatever help he can get. So, he does what he’s never done before: he sends an unsolicited message to a complete stranger online in the hopes of receiving the advice he’s looking for.

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    15 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 13

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    “So it wasn’t a long story,” Dan says flatly, to the back of Phil’s head. “You just snooped in your new email and thought crashing a holiday party you weren’t actually invited to would be fun.”

    Phil shrugs. “I guess you could say that. Booth?”

    “Yeah,” Dan says. “You’re psychotic.”

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    Dan and Phil meet at a holiday work party and u-haul it in their own special codependent way.

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    08 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 56

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    Based on the song by Lizzy McAlpine

    Dan is tired of fucking strangers. He realises he had it all with Phil.

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    22 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 38

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    It shouldn't be hard to find someone willing.

    Phil's looking. Dan's available.

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    16 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    The first time Dan Howell meets a certain well dressed, bad mannered blond theatre producer while working the stage door desk, he's left seething, tense and just a little bit turned on. Unfortunately for Dan, he's going to have to see a lot more of this producer, and one way or another he'll make him sorry for behaving like a brat.

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    15 Jan 2026