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Harry Potter and the fact his life can't get more fucked up by Awkwardaxalotl
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Feb 2026
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Harry sees that playing the hero in his first year gets him dumped back at the dursleys with a pat on the back for literally murdering a man and decides fuck it I live like I want now. He goes to gringotts gets an inheritance test finds out he has a reluctant soulmate and that dumbledore is a prick. Shenanigans ensue. This is purely self indulgent and my first attempt at fanfic .
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Bookmarked by Chaoticvoid7
23 May 2025
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Harry Potter is a normal boy in all of the ways except the ones that matter. His parents are gone, he is with the Dursleys, and he wants nothing more than his personal freedom. When a letter from a strange woman at a whimsical school gives him that out, he takes it, and with a stranger who understands him on a level that no one has before and an adult that actually supports him, he enters Hogwarts with the simple goal of living his life to the fullest... no matter who gets in his way.
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What if Nick and Hadrian were linked by Death? The Battle of Hogwarts ends in victory but with Hadrian being pulled through a portal to meet with Death and learn about his choices. Nick just wants to sleep for a week after returning to the past when Zerstorer is defeated. Maybe he'll catch a break before the next apocalypse level 'bad guy'. Of course, that's when an unconscious kid is thrown through a portal and lands in Monroe's living room. Yep. Sounds about right.
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At the age of 130, Harry Potter dies long after his friends and family have. After the war, he deams his life meaningless yet lives on to satisfy the expectations of others. Upon his death, the entity of death itself offers their master a choice of whether to live or not.
Harry Potter reincarnates several times to feed his greed that was squashed and thrown away by the manipulations of Dumbledore. As Fate's favorite and Death's master, Harry unknowingly fixes different versions of the wizarding world in every kind of way.
In his thirteenth life, he is Harry Potter once again and the wizarding world changes from the awakening of a reincarnated master of death. Unfortunately, said master of death has grown to be a sociopath that is hellbent on making Dumbledore suffer... And maybe forgot about the dark lord who takes offense to this.
The entire world must brace itself.
"Would I get to live for myself? Will I be able to be who I am?" Harry asked.
Death simply chuckled, guiding Harry towards the train. The experience was similar to when Harry had first entered Kings Cross in his first year.
"That is ultimately up to you, young master."
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- Part 1 of Fate of thirteen lives
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Hazel Potter's fourth year at Hogwarts and the preceding summer, bringing even more bullshit right from the start. So much bullshit, you don't even know.
Special thanks to DontStopHerNow and A_Achilles for helping to kick this mess into shape!
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- Part 4 of Hazel's Story
