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Hermione Granger was jaded. So naturally, she made a plan.
Step one: Abandon the wizarding world for a few days.
Step two: Find a proper Muggle bloke.
Step three: Shag. Shag until the pit in her chest closes.
Of course she hadn't planned for this, and really, how could she?
Draco Malfoy caught her eyes as he sat in the backseat of the Uber that she just called.Or: Hermione needs a one-night stand to recover, and Draco is... enthusiastically there.
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Hermione Granger has a good reason for avoiding Draco Malfoy, the cause of the most mortifying episode of her life. (She thought it was a date!) But he and his son are now unavoidably enmeshed in the lives of her best friends and their children. She should probably be offended that Ginny called in Draco and Scorpius to supervise as she babysits James and Lily. She’s too busy panicking.
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Bookmarked by CenterStage49
05 Nov 2025
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Maybe it’s the full moon, maybe it’s the luteal phase, maybe it’s today’s shit day, but I’m not sure when I’ll stop sobbing…
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Mostly Sweat and Regret by sportfucker (SportFucker)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Jun 2025
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Hermione and Harry go to Greece to get over their respective Weasley breakups. It rains the whole time. They get drunk, have the best sex of their lives, agree never to talk about it, and go back to being friends.
Six weeks later, Hermione throws up in a Ministry hallway and realizes her mocha creamer expired over a month ago.
This is not how she planned to tell him.
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Lovesick All Over My Bed by OldGodsFavoritePrincess
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Aug 2025
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Humanities PhD. and Charms Mastery candidate by day and cam girl by night, Hermione Granger is doing everything she can to stay afloat and make a difference in the muggle and magical world. But being a full-time student is hard and expensive—who’s she to deny the opportunity to earn a little or a lot of extra cash?
It can’t be that bad, right? Living a double life has never had any consequences before.
Especially not when one of your subscribers is an enigmatic billionaire who just wants to spoil, and your childhood bully has turned a new leaf and wants to adore you.
Title inspired by Taylor Swift's "Slut!"
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21 Mar 2025
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Hermione comes back to Hogwarts with hope. Hope that the War has finally made people realise that Voldemort's ideals were bullshit.
What she didn't dare to hope for was love. And that's exactly what she finds in none other than, Theodore Nott.
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15 Jan 2025

