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It's Octavia's eighteenth birthday, and she has nothing left to celebrate. When her plans for a lakeside celebration with Loona devolve into a vacation with Stolas and the imp he eloped with, Octavia resigns herself to a long, uncomfortable weekend spent avoiding them.
Something is wrong with the lake, though. Guttural howls echo from the woods at night, and the water outside their cabin's windows fills her with unexplainable dread. With Blitz and Stolas oblivious to the darkness swelling around them, Octavia is forced to confront her fears, both of the lake and of the people staying on its shore.
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Fizz slowly pulls himself into a squat and tries to figure out why he’s in the guest room. It’s technically his bedroom, but he’s usually shacked up with Ozz these days. The only times that change are when Satan is visiting- always unpleasant, especially if he brings that little freak on his shoulder- or if he and Ozz are fighting. Much worse.
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Stolas finds the first tooth during breakfast. He notices it between mouthfuls of oatmeal, just a little nub along the tip of his beak. He stops chewing, focusing on the way its tip pokes at his tongue. Blitz notices. There isn’t much else to notice. The apartment is small enough that Stolas’ head grazes the ceiling, small enough that he can’t swing his arms without breaking something.
He doesn’t want to be ungrateful, though.
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Stella’s beak crunched from side to side like she was physically chewing on the words. She’d never been particularly skilled at idioms. Andrealphus sighed. “I mean I’m going to sleep with him, Stella.”
She scowled. “Is that why you’re dressed like mum?”
Andrealphus loved Stella. She was boisterous and gorgeous and overflowing with enough life for the both of them. More than that, she was family, and family was unconditional. On some days, it was just harder to remember that.
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He’d forgotten how big Stolas’ eyes were. I could turn you to stone. Not that I ever would, of course. Stolas had told him that once. Blitzo hadn’t thought much of it at the time. Stolas said a lot of shit when Blitzo was lying against him, coated in sweat and working up the energy to go.
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Blitzo gets everything he ever wanted and things sure do happen.
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i want to love (and treat you right) by Spades (bumblingbees)
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
17 Oct 2025
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Blitzø sighs, eyes trailing down to that serene mimic of Fizz’s face. He could turn it on, tell the bot to act how he wants. Make it cry, make it hurt. It’d be all a play for him, though, and that’s not what he wants.
He hates this fucking thing. Hates how wrong it is, how far removed it is from its inspiration. This isn’t Fizzarolli, this isn’t anything. Blitzø hates it, and even more than that, he hates himself for staying with it. Hates that his dick is already half-hard again just from looking at this pile of scrap metal and fake flesh, hates that he wants nothing more than to stick himself back in and cry into its fucking chest.
or Day 17 of Hellaverse Kinktober: Hate sex
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- Part 3 of Hellaverse Kinktober 2025
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03 Nov 2025
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Blitzø is not a hedonist. Mostly.
(Or: The Blitzø Blood Loss Power Hour Speedrun Jamboree Carnival 5000!)
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03 Nov 2025
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"If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him."
Well, that's all fucking great and shit, but what do you do when the Buddha is yourself, and the road is a series of dreams you can't wake up from, where all you do is fail the (very likely) love of your life over and over again?
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26 Aug 2025
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Most teenagers couldn’t wait for their 18th birthday, because for most teenagers it symbolized a time when you truly gained your independence and had the freedom to do what you wanted when you wanted.
For Stolas, turning 18 felt like the exact opposite.
“What if you married someone terrible? Like… someone super embarrassing, or whatever… that even if your Dad made you get a divorce no one wanted to marry you because of how terrible they were?” Blitzø asked.
Stolas stared at him for a long while before answering. “I am marrying someone terrible and embarrassing. Her name is Stella.”
“No, Stols.. what I’m saying is what if you married someone like an imp? Wouldn’t that be enough to make them not want you anymore? Matter of fact, make it a dude, just to really drive it home to the other Geotia that you’re totally unhinged.”
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Or; Stolas and Blitzø remained friends after meeting as children, and Blitzø has the brilliant plan for them to get married to tarnish the Prince's reputation so that no other Goetia will want to marry him. And for absolutely NO other reason, or ulterior motive. At all.
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23 Jul 2025
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Nearly a decade has passed since Stolas regained his powers and Andrealphus lost his. In the years since, Stolas and Blitzø have built a happy life together, Via is on tour with her band and Loona, now an independent private investigator, still lives in her and Blitzø’s old apartment.
One evening, Loona realizes that fate has a funny sense of humor as she finds herself in a seedy strip club in Lust. What she doesn’t expect to find is a long-lost bird. But the years have changed him…OR
Almost a decade after his fall from power, Loona stumbles upon Andrealphus working in a strip club, selling himself to survive. Without much thought, she takes him in - just like a stray in need of shelter.
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16 Apr 2025