Catastrophic_Mastermind
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The Deviant, His Dad, & His Dog by Catastrophic_Mastermind
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
17 Jan 2021
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Following the revolution Connor has to come to grips with his new emotions, his place in the world, and life itself. With the help of Hank and Sumo, he may just figure things out.
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"Come on now, I know you’re allergic to doors but I'd rather not nail another board up.” His LED flashing yellow for a moment in guilt, his mouth opened to apologize for the broken window as he followed Hank inside only for the breath in his artificial lungs to leave him in an undignified “Oof!” as 170lbs of lovable fur barreled into his legs and knocked him flat on his back. Freezing for a moment to regain his bearings and to hopefully prevent another attack, he was quickly brought back into focus as a wheezing laugh sounded from further in the house. Doing his best to give an annoyed glare but being utterly unsuccessful as a massive tongue swept over his face, he instead let out a huff.“Seems… ha… seems Sumo here remembered you Connor.”
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Submitting for Smudgeandfrank's DITYS as my artistic ability begins and ends with stick figures.
The gorgeous image that is the prompt can be found here: https://www.instagram.com/p/B8pzsAEFxa6/?igshid=n16dhbtmf475
Voice of God: Adam Young had invited Crowley and Aziraphale over to Anathema's cottage for an Notpocalypse Anniversary Party, where the main event of the evening was scheduled to be a Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Tournament. Aziraphale, not being tech savvy in the slightest, decided it was best to practice beforehand with Crowley as his mentor...
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I Wish You’d Linger Here by ForeverxAxWriter
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
06 Feb 2026
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“My name is-...Luke! What’s your name?” Alastor thought the pause was odd, but it didn’t stop him from slowly taking Luke’s hand and, since Luke was a boy’s name, deciding that he was just a very pretty boy.
“I’m Alastor. Nice to meet you.”
___Lucifer and Alastor meet long before Alastor ever makes it to Hell, but are kept apart by circumstance. When Alastor finds Lucifer again, he decides to remind the Devil of their promise and to never let him leave again.
UPDATES ARE ON HIATUS!!! CHAPTERS UNDER RECONSTRUCTION!!
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Bookmarked by Catastrophic_Mastermind
11 Feb 2026
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An aspiring evil inventor attempts to kidnap the best inventors in the tri-state-area. So he kidnaps Doofenshmirtz, then he makes a mistake and also accidentally kidnaps Perry.
They will have to work together to escape and find their way back home, but a lot can happen on the long drive back to Danville.Bookmarked by Catastrophic_Mastermind
30 Jan 2026
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The Definition of Insanity (Results May Vary) by MothballMilkshake
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
20 Feb 2025
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Lucifer had always sworn he'd hang himself before he got married again.
It wasn't exactly that his marriage to Lilith had been bad. There had been ups and downs, good times and bad – and really, the divorce didn't even involve that much paperwork.
When you pretty much were the law, all you needed to do was declare something – and it would be true.
No, the main reason he'd never considered it was because... because it would have meant he'd found a person he could see spending centuries with, who he was willing to open up his heart to and hope they wouldn't end up dropping it, letting it shatter on the tiles.
Seriously – whoever would have thought that he'd – he'd end up falling in love with a sinner?
Again?
(Or; Five times Alastor said no and one time he didn't)
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- Part 1 of RadioApple Shorter Form Multichapter
- Part 1 of They're Finally Getting Married!
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Bookmarked by Catastrophic_Mastermind
26 Jan 2026
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06 Dec 2025
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Throughout their nemesis-ship, there were five times Heinz realized that he loved Perry, only to convince himself that he shouldn't. At the same time, there were five times Perry realized that he loved Heinz, only to remind himself that he couldn't.
This is a story of misinterpretation and miscommunication, of love trapped inside definitions they were too scared to break… and the one time they finally did.
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- Part 1 of 'Cause We're Nemesis
Bookmarked by Catastrophic_Mastermind
02 Dec 2025