CaptnMschf
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
Nine years ago, Hermione Granger created a plan to become Minister of Magic by the time she turned 60. As part of that plan she knew she needed a husband and two children to convince the public to support her.
She is now approaching her thirty-fourth birthday and is still single, though not for lack of trying. She's questioning her dating methodology as friends grow distant, her parents age, her fertile years are peaking, and the professional goals she created at twenty-five are starting to become harder to cling to. She knows she needs something to change, but that's easier said than done when Draco Malfoy won't leave her the fuck alone.
As for Draco, there's nothing quite as alluring as an angry Hermione Granger, and that's why he's been teasing her for the last ten years. It's only when he comes up with his best idea yet - and gets himself assigned as her security detail for an event that absolutely does not require it - that he starts to peel back the layers and sees her for who she really is. She's more than just a beautiful witch with a fierce temper. She's flawed, lonely, and starting to burn out.
Draco knows he can help. He just needs to her to say yes first.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 263,037
- Chapters:
- 40/40
- Collections:
- 7
- Comments:
- 2,628
- Kudos:
- 3,110
- Bookmarks:
- 1,713
- Hits:
- 212,929
Bookmarked by CaptnMschf
01 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Wildly fun and the author notes make it try wonderful.
-
Number Thirteen 🍏🐾🖤 by feistyferret for Incendiosketches
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Apr 2025
Tags
Summary
Apartment number 13 has always had a reputation—cursed, haunted, or just terribly soundproofed. Hermione Granger doesn’t believe in nonsense, but when Crookshanks starts spending every afternoon inside the newly-occupied flat, she knocks on the door to retrieve him… and finds Draco Malfoy, shirtless and annoyingly magnetic.
A cat. A green apple. A cursed number. And an entirely unexpected slow burn.
Bookmarked by CaptnMschf
04 Sep 2025
-
Tags
Summary
She wore that Granger expression, the one that said she was going to bully someone into something. Draco had a bad feeling it was about to be him. “I’ll marry you,” Hermione said.
“Don’t be ridiculous.”
“I’m not doing it for free. I marry you, then after a year we divorce and you agree to fund S.P.E.A.M.B. In perpetuity.”
“Out of the question.”
“It’s just one year. We would both get what we want.”
“Contracted marriages require consummation,” he said, adding a leer for good measure.
Granger had gotten more attractive since their Hogwarts days, he would give her that much. Her jumper was atrocious, though. He had half a mind to burn it.
To his everlasting shock, she merely shrugged. “It’s just sex. I’ve had it before and I presume you have too.”
She was utterly serious. Draco stared at her and contemplated being married to her. She was irritating and he might make her promise to never wear that jumper again, but it was better than the alternative.
Draco would do just about anything to avoid being poor.
“You’re serious?”
“Completely.”
“Then congratulations, Granger. You've got yourself a husband.”
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 49,105
- Chapters:
- 19/19
- Comments:
- 1,898
- Kudos:
- 10,979
- Bookmarks:
- 2,944
- Hits:
- 308,396
Bookmarked by CaptnMschf
14 Aug 2025
-
Tags
Summary
How do you help students recover from the aftermath of war?
How do you encourage forgiveness and promote unity?Clubs.
Headmistress McGonagall did not know what she was letting herself in for when she agreed to the creation of the Hogwarts Photography Club. But honestly? She was just relieved that someone had agreed to be in a club with the most notorious Slytherins in school.
Join Draco, Theo, Hermione, Ginny and a whole host of others as they embark on a year of trying to be 'normal' teenagers. With the icon that is Narcissa Malfoy and everyone's favourite villain Lucius, its sure to be a fun ride ahead.
Series
- Part 1 of The Hogwarts Photography Club Series
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 104,739
- Chapters:
- 25/25
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 927
- Kudos:
- 3,179
- Bookmarks:
- 1,440
- Hits:
- 120,330
Bookmarked by CaptnMschf
04 Aug 2025
-
Where The Duck Is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jul 2025
Tags
Summary
Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.
Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.
Warnings:
- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.
- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.
- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.
- Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 160,698
- Chapters:
- 26/26
- Collections:
- 9
- Comments:
- 1,700
- Kudos:
- 4,133
- Bookmarks:
- 1,859
- Hits:
- 213,140
Bookmarked by CaptnMschf
03 Aug 2025