17 Works by CaptainMercy42
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Twenty-five year old Dean Winchester is an Omega inspiration. At least, he tried to be. His reaction to his new client is turning him into all types of trite stereotypes.
Thirty-nine year old Castiel is an impotent Alpha who has lost his sense of smell. His new personal trainer is a baby Alpha assbutt. Perhaps he will finally get to see red again when he loses his patience and tries to pommel the man-child in his stupid, perfect face.
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There was a time not all that long ago, before everyone could Google shit on their smartphones; before people could easily find communities that supported their kinks, or humanitarian efforts to help them understand and accept the perfect label. In those days you just wanted to be as normal as you believed everyone (but the flamboyant or punk rock extroverts) to be, not sure you'd ever find anyone you'd trust enough with the knowledge of your secret deviances. And if you did, what then? God forbid you you hope for any kind of future that couldn’t be neatly boxed within the confines of a white picket fence (or a late night trip to Wal-Mart).
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Dean introduces Cas to Sam, as promised. Very short. VERY SWEET.
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- Part 3 of Security - ins and outs
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Dean has to get through his second Halloween party without Charlie. It's cold, Sam's spending most of his time strung out with Ruby, and Crowley is a slimeball if he's ever seen one. Honestly, Dean's kind of running out of friends.
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Comedy. It's what Winchester's did. Winchester's, and about a million other dumb fucks with an iPhone and 140 character witticisms about their first world problems. It was not supposed to bug him when no-talent "wordsmiths" got highlighted in a bit on Ellen or Bob and Tom. But it did.
His dad, well he was great at it. It was dark comedy. It came from a dark place; the loss of a wife and the life of a morally bankrupt single dad, almost innocent in how thoroughly unprepared he was for fatherhood. Substance abuse in itself provided jokes for days. The material actually outlasted his dear old dad. This surprised no one. What was surprising was Sam's decision to ditch college and do his own act, despite his lingering bitterness.
The first night Dean saw Sam perform was also the first night Dean saw Castiel perform.
**I apologize for having this show up as complete before. Oops. ** -
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Dean had been tentatively dreading the Christmas Eve celebration that somehow had come to include both of his parents and all their lovers and children simultaneously. It was a night that his mom swore up and down was steeped in beautiful traditions, but all Dean could remember was arguments, an overabundance of food, an occasional fistfight, or outburst of tears, a weird insistence that they eat pasta with squid sauce, though none of his parents were Italian, and a rotating list of random guests that Mary was compelled to invite so that more people would compliment her cooking and her beautiful family. She certainly didn’t hold any of her invitees in high regard, considering the the tense atmosphere she was dragging them into.
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So Dean Winchester was in a 'thing' with his co-worker. A gay thing. He wasn't sure if they were dating- well no, he was sure they were not dating by heterosexual standards- but he wondered if there were gay definitions of dating that would accommodate a situation like theirs. Like maybe there's a trial period where the guy who thought he was straight familiarizes himself with the contents of his metaphorical closet and then wraps his head around the idea of abandoning said contents. Maybe that's called 'closet time' and it's a thing and if a guy takes too much closet time you kick him to the curb, but you don't be too hard on him because society is the true asshole here and closet time wouldn't even be necessary if it weren't for generation upon generation of judgmental, ignorant pricks.
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- Part 2 of Security - ins and outs
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This high-steppin' 1930's comedy has the Winchesters dodging insults, bullets, and insinuations of homosexuality, without ever missing a chance to dance and sing like vaudevillian darlings.
Sam Winchester is about to make it to the big time as a velvet-voiced singer. Dean is the ever-supportive older brother with a few mostly harmless secrets hanging in his closet. But there's danger afoot that can only be foiled with the help of a wry PI and his mute cousin, Gabriel.
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The one where Dean owns a gym and talks a lot and Sam is still in college and Cas is an EMT. Then there's some camping and movie nights and manly stuff and then manly sex and then everyone matures in their own way and Dean gets addicted to Dr. Sexy fan fiction. Also, human sexuality professor, Becky Rosen.
NOW COMPLETE.
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Dean was a good security guard. He showed up every night like clockwork, and came in on his nights off, when the less reliable guards called in sick. He set the timer on his phone and did his rounds at the specified random intervals. He sat in front of the camera monitors without dialing up Netflix on his phone. Generally, if you weren't supposed to do it, he didn't do it. Generally.
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- Part 1 of Security - ins and outs
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Tea With You Anywhere (or When In Doubt, Use the Word 'Pedestrian') by CaptainMercy42
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
02 Jan 2015
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“Why does it say here that Meatloaf is our bus driver?”
“He owed Mycroft a favor.” Sherlock didn’t look away. John cocked his head and jutted out his bottom lip.
“Wouldn’t this benefit him more than it will us? Or do you think a lot of the Meatloaf fandom will suddenly find a new respect for teen pop?”
John let a mirthful grin settle on his lips. Sherlock’s mouth twitched almost imperceptibly.
“Perhaps Mycroft owed him the favor.”
“Ugh.” John shivered. “I’d hate to know what he had to do to obtain the eternal gratitude of Mycroft.”
........It's Sherlock, Mycroft, Greg, John and Molly as a manufactured pop sensation. I don't know how you can go wrong.
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An old Italian witch needs a hard-to-find ingredient. She figures that she can get the Winchesters to bring it to her by casting a harmless kissing curse on Dean. This is what’s happening in reality, but we’re going to ride-along in Dean’s mind, which doesn't actually need any of the above info to figure things out.
(Revised 2/9/14)
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In Which My Faulty Logic Gets Smacked Down (and I turn to dream analysis) by CaptainMercy42
Fandoms: Supernatural, Sherlock (TV)
09 Dec 2013
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This is not a fic!
This is an explanation of my naivety when I acted as if the m/m shipping of Supernatural and Sherlock characters was soooo culturally significant when it's not really the ship that is a surprise, but more the analytic dissection of female written m/m fics that gets me jazzed.
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- Part 4 of TV and the female
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Questions about m/m fan fiction and feminism [FOR YOU TO ANSWER] by CaptainMercy42
Fandoms: Supernatural
05 Dec 2013
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This is not a fic. This is a discussion about what makes m/m fics so appealing to women, and the pros and cons of this phenomenon.
There is a link at the end for responses, or you can comment. I'm looking for other people's take on the matter.
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- Part 3 of TV and the female
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This is not a fic!
It's a commentary where I point out (rant about) the idea that I have a lot in common with the Dorian character in Almost Human, and that despite the fact that it is another show about male bonding, with women on the periphery of strong male relationships, I'm probably going to enjoy it. *Sigh*
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- Part 1 of TV and the female
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More Women on Supernatural? Are You Forgetting Dean? by CaptainMercy42
Fandoms: Supernatural
23 Nov 2013
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This is an essay about my theory that Dean Winchester is the "woman" of Supernatural.
Some have responded "no it's Sam." That's cool too, but please comment and tell me why!Series
- Part 2 of TV and the female
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Dr. Castiel Novak is giving Lieutenant Dean Winchester a simple tour of BUNKER41 when an explosion traps them both inside. They'll get out eventually. Some days that thought is very comforting, and other days it makes Cas a little sad (DENIAL: a lot sad).