CaneofDirtyhands
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At Your Back, Hand on Your Shoulder by CaneofDirtyhands
Fandoms: Death Stranding (Video Games)
27 Jul 2025
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Neil met Fragile the same day he met Sam’s ex.
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- Part 2 of Every Chance of Joy
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The crying had started up again.
The child’s shrill wails could probably be heard throughout the entire apartment building, Neil thought as he attempted to block out the sound with his pillow. It did nothing to muffle the never-ending shrieking.
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Neil just wants to get some sleep and Sam's stranger danger lessons taught him nothing, not as long as he's desperate to get poor Lou to sleep.
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- Part 1 of Every Chance of Joy
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The Jewels of the Ruby-Eyed King by CaneofDirtyhands
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
03 Apr 2022
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Shigaraki Tomura's one condition of peace was to not cross the borders of his precious kingdom. Todoroki Enji is a fool.
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- Part 1 of Secret Blood (Temporary Title?)
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"Bokuto shook his head. 'I am only good for war, and as you can see, I’ve failed at that, as well, Your Majesty.'
Tetsurou hummed as he leaned his head against his knuckles. Bokuto shivered again as the other’s gaze roved over his form, seemingly paying extra attention to his chest and his thighs. 'Only good for war, you say?' The smirk was back in full force, his eyes narrowed, gleaning sinisterly. 'We’ll see about that.'"
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Four years of no calls. No texts. No news. Four years of nothing and then suddenly there is something. He comes home greeted by his family and a text from Kuroo Tetsurou.
CHAPTER 4 IS NOT AN UPDATE—IT IS AN EXPLANATION
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- Part 4 of You're the One for Me
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Secret Blood (Temporary Title?) by CaneofDirtyhands
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
03 Apr 2022
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Phainon shoved his own jumpsuit down, cock springing free. He spat into his palm, slicked himself quick. He pressed the head against Mydei’s entrance and Mydei pushed back, taking the first inch with a hiss.
“I'll be slow,” Phainon growled low. “You'll be quiet.”
He sank in by degrees inch after inch until he bottomed out, hips flush to Mydei’s ass. Mydei’s arms shook, knuckles white on the bunk frame. Phainon stayed still a moment, letting him adjust, feeling the tight heat clench around him.
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Phainon finds his routine disrupted when Mydei arrives as his new cellmate. Their relationship takes an unexpected turn when Mydei's heat reveals him as an omega, making him vulnerable to the predatory inmates around them. To protect Mydei from the others, Phainon claims him, providing relief during his heat and establishing a bond that transcends their prison walls.
Months later, Phainon walks free, leaving Mydei behind. A few years later, he meets Mydei with a young child who bears an unmistakable resemblance to Phainon himself.
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- Part 4 of It's a promise, Mydeimos
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04 Feb 2026
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Aeternum by poutysprouty
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
12 Feb 2026
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In his first incarnation on earth, centuries ago, Satoru told a lie. Out of boredom, or maybe just curiosity, he invented a god in a story, never expecting anyone to believe him. But belief spread like wildfire, and the deity he’d imagined became the village’s patron, salvation, and their savior: Sukuna. The strangest part? Every prophecy Satoru spoke in Sukuna’s name came true. And when Satoru died, he was reborn. Again. And again. And again.
Now, he’s just a college sophomore trying to keep his head above water. But there’s something odd about the tall, tattooed classmate who’s attached himself to his side. Sukuna knows too much. He brings Satoru things that he’s sure he never mentioned liking. And when their Theology professor announces the next unit will cover the ancient god Sukuna and his pantheon, his friend and classmate that shares the name goes still, as though remembering something far older than what will be spoken within the classroom walls.
Because Satoru doesn’t remember the god he created, but Sukuna remembers it all.
And across centuries, across lifetimes, Sukuna has never stopped loving his creator.
Bookmarked by CaneofDirtyhands
15 Jan 2026
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save your tears by starless_skies
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
25 Jan 2026
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“I want to open our relationship.”
Izuku blinked. “What?”
”I want an open marriage,” Shindo repeated, dictating every syllable, enunciating slowly— as if Izuku somehow hadn't heard him the first time.
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Izuku is withering in a one-sided, open marriage with his piece of shit husband, Shindo.
Katsuki decides to sweep Izuku off his feet while he has the chance.
*inspired by those reddit posts on tiktok with the minecraft parkour in the background that are like “my (24M) spouse (25M) asked to open our marriage and now they want to close it because i found someone else that treats me like royalty”
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27 Nov 2025
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“Ah, yes, that she did. My name is Kyryll Chudomirovich Flins. You can refer to me as Kyryll, as all teachers are referred to by their first name here.”
Voice steady and a light smile on his lips - a good save, a well-crafted response. He can do it.
It’s all about believing in yourself after all.
“Klee talks about you, specifically, a lot, Kyryll, you’re her favorite,” the man says with a smile and a wink, which is clearly meant in a bro way, and Kyryll wants the ground to swallow him.
Why does he have a talent for finding hetero men attractive? Kyryll had one job.
Kyryll is a kindergarten teacher in his forties, living life comfortably until he's face-to-face with the force that is Varka, a man made out of his dreams. Even worse, he might be Alice's husband?! A misunderstanding is bout to happen, sending them into a new life together that is nothing short of chaotic and undeniably them. And Alice? She finds it all very amusing, much to Kyryll's dismay.
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- Part 1 of Favonius Guard Company
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24 Nov 2025
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My choice, despite everything by dezzert
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
16 Dec 2025
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In the six unfortunate years that Gepard has known Sampo Koski, Sampo has proven himself a liar, a thief, and a coward who would abandon anyone at a moment's notice. Yet for some unfathomable reason, Sampo keeps saving Gepard.
It takes far too long for Gepard to learn how to save Sampo back.
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Episodes of Gepard and Sampo throughout the years, and what they learn about themselves through each other.
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- Part 1 of Crossroads