CanadianBacon5
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Destiny's Fate by CanadianBacon5
Fandoms: Destiny (Video Games), Parahumans Series - Wildbow
28 Apr 2023
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You are a pawn, one like hundreds of thousands in a million different stories, innumerable and uncountable.
But you are different
You, the reader, choose the path, you choose your destiny, your fate.
What side will you choose? Will you be a righteous hero, diabolical villain, or a peaceful rouge?
How will you fight? Will you attack? Defend? Or will you let the dogs of war tear each other to shreds and scavenge what remains?
Will you build relationships? Go out on your own? Or make calculated moves, cold and amoral?
And most importantly...
Who are You?
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How to leave a Deathworld in 5 steps or less. by CanadianBacon5
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow
31 Mar 2023
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A random guy gets Isekaid, ROBd, whatever you wanna call it, into humble ol Brockton motheringfucking Bay
Naturally he rejects this idea and promptly tried to exit Earth Bet in a calm fashion.
The Universe happens to dislike his idea quite a bit.
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An Emperors Descent by CanadianBacon5
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Warhammer 40.000
08 Jan 2023
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Thump. Thump. Thump.
That was all Kaiser could hear, the endless droning of feet marching in perfect sync. It was all he knew for the last 3 days since that damnable thing destroyed his legacy, it took all that he created and destroyed it in a night.
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Now and Forever more by CanadianBacon5
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Warhammer 40.000
11 Nov 2022
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I knew I wasn’t normal
And don’t get me wrong, normal is a very loose term in this world of super hero’s and villains, but I don’t mean it a super power type way. I mean it in a fundamental truth type way. Even the oldest memory I can remember has me be influenced in a way, guided to the most desirable outcome.
Be it a gut feeling whispering to me to take a left instead of a right that would’ve ended up at a cape fight, or choosing to pick a lottery ticket that just seemed right. That lottery ticket won me $3000.
What I’m trying to say is that I’m not normal, normal people don’t have a voice helping them, a voice urging them on, a voice telling him to conquer and slaughter them as is his right as a C’1@3.
…. So yeah. I know I’m not normal.
And I’m okay with that.
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Bacons Cooky Crazy Warhammer Fics (Patent Pending) by CanadianBacon5
Fandom Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Warhammer 40.000
08 Jan 2023
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Exhausted single dad of 6 gets thrown into JJK as Sukuna. The only problems are that he only knows the plot from rants and memes his kids showed him. As well as the fact that the old Sukuna doesn't seem to actually be gone.
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Bookmarked by CanadianBacon5
16 Feb 2026
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A broken man sits in the sand pit, feeling little to nothing as an other broken child walks up to him.
Love blossoms and soon a broken man is fixed but a truck ends it and breaks him all over again.
Bookmarked by CanadianBacon5
16 Feb 2026
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The Hero Cursed By Time by Terios
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
10 Feb 2026
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Haunted by a failure that shattered his soul, a fallen hero is cast backwards through time. To atone for sins only he remembers, he must forsake the bright path of a hero and plunge into the shadows of the jujutsu world. In this new era, he will learn that some promises are kept not with a smile, but with a curse.
Bookmarked by CanadianBacon5
10 Feb 2026
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a burning hill by m4ynoir
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), Chainsaw Man (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
28 Jan 2026
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Denji dies after having eaten Makima to become one with her and expects oblivion.
Instead, he awakens, small, wordless in a world he is not familiar with and should not exist in.A fog clouds his memories, letting only pieces slip through one by one: blood on his hands, screams that never stop, the sound of a chainsaw tearing through flesh. None of it makes sense in this new life, nor does it ever make him belong.
No matter where he turns, misery trails behind him as if cursed for eternity, cursed to not be able to outrun the fate carved into his skin in blood—not in this life, not in any of them.
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10 Feb 2026
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The Star, To You 17 Years Old by Anonymous
Fandoms: Chainsaw Man (Manga), Batman - All Media Types
17 Mar 2025
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There's no real reason Denji should have this bad of luck. It should seriously be like implorable or implausible or whatever the fuck that word is— it just isn't fair. It might be 17 years too late to start complaining, but he's officially had enough. First, people started to hate Chainsaw Man—which like, bad enough already—now they just don't even know who he is! Now no girls know his name. This... really sucks.
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Or, Denji is transported to Gotham, by some unfortunate circumstances. This is not an improvement.
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Bookmarked by CanadianBacon5
10 Feb 2026