CalmlyChaotic
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Tear Down My Reason by CalmlyChaotic for curtainsmega
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
21 Dec 2024
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Paul doesn't have the courage to stick his dick in a glory hole on his own. Thankfully, he isn't on his own, and Emma is more than willing to be his courage.
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- Part 1 of Paul's Pornhub Exploration Time
- Part 1 of Ted Spankoffskis Weirdest Fucking Year
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What an Ass, What a Bitch, What a Cuck! by CalmlyChaotic, curtainsmega
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
28 Nov 2024
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“No,” Paul says slowly. Of course Ted is going to be a dick about this. “It’s been experimentation of a more sexual variety.”
That makes Ted nearly spit out his coffee.
“It’s always the quiet ones,” Ted mutters to himself once he recovers, “So whatcha doing? Bondange? Pegging? Be honest Paul, does she piss on you?”
“Ted!” Paul hisses, “We’re in public.”
“You’re avoiding the question.”
“Well at least keep it down!”
Ted raises his hands. “Hey man, you’re the one who brought it up.”
Series
- Part 2 of Paul's Pornhub Exploration Time
- Part 2 of Ted Spankoffskis Weirdest Fucking Year
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If You're Hurting, Please Show It by CalmlyChaotic
Fandoms: Spies Are Forever - Talkfine/Tin Can Brothers
20 Oct 2024
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Curt panics and safewords while being tortured by the Deadliest Man Alive. For some reason, it works.
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Moonchild by CalmlyChaotic
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
25 Apr 2020
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It takes only a day after Doppio returns from Egypt, arrow in hand, for him to hear about Trish Una, a sick young girl with a mother desperately trying to find her father. It takes just another hour for Diavolo to decide what has to be done. Doppio doesn't expect that to mean ending up with a baby.
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An alternate take on Taako's reaction to remembering the stolen century and Lup.
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Recent series
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Ted Spankoffskis Weirdest Fucking Year by CalmlyChaotic, curtainsmega, girlwithcateyes
Fandom Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid, Spies Are Forever - Talkfine/Tin Can Brothers
25 Aug 2025
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Paul's Pornhub Exploration Time by CalmlyChaotic, curtainsmega
Fandom Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
21 Dec 2024
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Paul has some kinks he's into but won't admit to it. Him and Emma explore that. Somehow, they scoop up Ted along the way.
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Recent bookmarks
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[COMIC] THE SPANKING INCIDENT by Constelia for CalmlyChaotic
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
24 Aug 2025
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Grace manages to use a paddle correctly despite not even knowing what it is.
Bookmarked by CalmlyChaotic
23 Aug 2025
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Don't Take Offence At My Innuendo by randomramblingsofme
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
16 Mar 2025
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‘Twas the mid-afternoon before Christmas, and the Perkins-Matthews household was preparing for the CCRP Christmas Eve party.
Ted wasn’t much help. He was sprawled on the sofa watching Martha Stewart because he couldn’t (read: was too lazy to) reach the remote to change the channel.Bookmarked by CalmlyChaotic
17 Mar 2025
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Just Paul’s luck that the sexual tension would decide to finally snap at like, 7 AM on a weekday. Some of us have jobs to do, Ted.
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09 Jan 2025
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Written for day 3 of Lady Loveluck's Sextember Week event (but there's... no actual sex in it lol)
Things get steamy, and then they get tender, and Ted doesn't know how to deal with the latter.
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- English
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- 2,333
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- 76
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Bookmarked by CalmlyChaotic
22 Dec 2024
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Hail Petey, Full of Grace by curtainsmega, girlwithcateyes for CalmlyChaotic
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid, Spies Are Forever - Talkfine/Tin Can Brothers
25 Aug 2025
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“How would us going to abstinence camp help you?” Pete can't help but ask.
“Because if you're both at camp I can change the narrative. You won't be delinquent teens. You'll be two young adults who made a mistake and want to atone for it. And going to abstinence camp is proof. I'll even be generous: when you come back I will have a house for you to raise the baby in. That way everyone can see that you want to give the… baby a good life.”
“And if we don't?” Steph's voice is full of venom as she speaks.
“If you don't I will do everything in my power to keep you two apart. No one, and I mean no one, will know the baby is yours Stephanie.”
When a dumb teenage decision not only forever changes the lives of Peter Spankoffski and Stephanie Lauter, but lands them at Camp Idontwannabang, their only goal is to survive the summer. But a joke gone wrong earns them the attention of Grace, the Jerries, and the entire camp and launches the pair into the scandal of their lives. It's gonna be a bumpy summer.
Takes place in the same universe as Tear Down My Reason by Calmly Chaotic and What An Ass, What A Bitch, What A Cuck by Calmly Chaotic and mars_of_the_stars.
Series
- Part 3 of Ted Spankoffskis Weirdest Fucking Year
- Language:
- English
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- 52,319
- Chapters:
- 5/6
- Collections:
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- Comments:
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- Kudos:
- 59
- Bookmarks:
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Bookmarked by CalmlyChaotic
29 Nov 2024