Call_Me_Redacted



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    With the invention of phones, the invention of group chats, was, perhaps, all but inevitable.
    This was, arguably, the first.

    Or: The Second Generation are chaotic bastards. Except for Ares and Hephaestus. They're just chaotic. The Second Generation are also very good at enabling each other's first impulses. The constant running commentary and chaotic whims of the peanut gallery will surely have no effect on sweet young Percy Jackson. No effect. None whatsoever.
    Also, Mars and Mercury are here. Who invited them? Seriously though, who invited them, I have no idea how they happened.

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    “Oh, wow,” Izuku breathed out, “my first paycheck…!”

    “… Your first paycheck?” Todoroki asked. “Didn’t you work under Nighteye for your first work study?”

    “Y-yeah?”

    “… Didn’t you get a paycheck from Nighteye?”

    “Oh,” Izuku blinked, “Nighteye didn’t pay me.”

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    It’s sort of funny, in a way. That Nighteye’s treatment of Izuku only comes up after he’s already dead. After it’s already over and Izuku’s already moved on.

    And he has, for the record. Moved on.

    Honestly, he’d much prefer it if people stopped pretending like this was a big deal.

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    To prove a point, Uther marries Morgana to Merlin near the beginning of season one, and changes destiny as a result.

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    Harry had never expected to arrest Draco Malfoy in a Tesco in Newham, London. He'd also never expected to fall in love with him.

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