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    In 1993, Gilderoy Lockhart points a stolen wand at Harry Potter and Ron Weasley with the intent to Obliviate them. The wand doesn't backfire. Gilderoy's "discovery" of the Chamber of Secrets is a short-term success.

    Other consequences are not short-term at all.

    Archived Author's Notes:
    I was watching the Chamber of Secrets movie several years back when the scene in question began to play...and immediately I wanted to know what would happen if the wand had done what it was supposed to do. The answer got very complicated, very, *very* quickly.

    Blame Edgar Allan Poe for the title.

    Beta work by Norcumi and Mrs_Stanley. Brit Spellcheck will be performed...soon.

    *I use the first 7 books and the Tales of Beedle the Bard as canon, but there are moments from the films used because they left me with fun things to play with.

    I do not consent to my work being reposted or used in any unofficial apps or other websites. This work is not posted for anyone's profit.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    FOUND IT
    HELlOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo AGAIn

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    Swung by Serafim
    flamethrower

    hats hats and hats
    and personality

    author is also on squidgeworld

    includes the terrifying well

    done really well, knowledge of other stuff happening /w vague gaps in-between is wonderful for the context

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    The home decor store was on the verge of closing and Hitoshi had been discussing dorm room sizes with Midoriya here in the doorknob aisle for an uncomfortably long amount of time. Despite that, they still had no idea how much paint they needed to buy.

    “I still think that ‘you can fit at least five Porta Potties in it’ is a good unit of measurement for a room.” Midoriya insisted as the cashier checked out their stuff.

    This was going wonderfully.

     

     

    When Midoriya Izuku offers to help Hitoshi paint his room upon his transfer to the class 1A dorms, Hitoshi decides that what the hell, he has enough on his plate as is, if he can get his room ready faster with someone’s help and get that out of the way, he might as well take the opportunity.
    He ends up realizing along the way that a) neither of them actually know what they’re doing and b) Midoriya isn’t as bad as he’d first thought. Far from it.

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    18 Feb 2026

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    (aka 'how to survive endless rebirth with your so-called soulmate')

    Harry and Tom’s souls are tied together. Which is why they’re in this endless loop of rebirth.

    At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people.

    (cracky humor with a hint of seriousness and plot, my specialty)

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    18 Feb 2026

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    elizabeth song

    6614155
    Full circle
    tetsurashian

    mysteryyyyyyy WOOO

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    "My murderer," Tom croons to him, Harry's pulse racing beneath his grip.
    "You'll never know the irony of that," Harry rolls his eyes.

    Harry Potter is a time-travelling, furious mess and he is going to kill the Dark Lord. Like most of his plans, things do not work out.
    Tom should not be so obsessed with his would-be murderer.

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    11 Jun 2025

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    kILL. KILLL
    ghosts of the past-future and decisions of those present
    “I hate you,” Tom says, hollowly, “I thought you were gone, just for a moment, and I was ruined. Hollowed out and empty. What’s the point of burning the world if you’re not in it? I hate you so very much.”
    linear time and time is all happening happened at once, thinking about blocktime
    time, to go back in time it must all be shredded

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    Ills of Murder
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    Harry might have accepted that he’ll never be able to return to his own time. He might have accepted that Tom Riddle will never leave him alone. But he doesn’t have to accept Tom being a jealous, controlling git. The story, as told by Tom’s minions.

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    13 Jul 2024

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    How Tom Got Dangled Off the Astronomy Tower
    Lomonaaeren