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  1. Public Bookmark 34

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    Alastor uses the Deal he made with Charlie to convince Lucifer to share his power over Hell with him.... No prenup involved!

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    18 Feb 2026

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    So good and funny

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    Lucifer has tracked his movements; he has seen how he fills a room with dramatic flourishes and well-timed laugh tracks. He’s seen him squeeze shoulders and press his face close, coo at others with condescending head-pats and insulting taps to the tips of noses. The face Vaggie had made when Alastor bent over and kissed the back of her hand in a sick travesty of gentlemanly grace almost makes him laugh out loud at the memory. He covers up the sound with a small clearing of his throat. The pure, unadulterated disgust on her features was more than enough to ensure a repeat performance when she least expected it.

    That’s what Alastor did it for. The reaction. The control.

    Putting aside Niffty, there was only one other exception that he has noticed in his time at the hotel.

    Himself.

    Or: 4 times Lucifer touches Alastor and 1 time Alastor touches him back.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    😭😭😭 so good

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    It's a well established fact that Lucifer and Alastor do not get along, that should they be left unsupervised for too long one or both will end up bloodied and maimed. So what is Alastor supposed to think when the King keeps seeking him out, that he's not planning to get rid of him? Obviously he needs to prove his importance to the hotel and gain his trust before that can happen.

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    13 Feb 2026

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    so cuteeee ughhh

  4. Public Bookmark 58

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    Lucifer wakes up from a nightmare and decides to chase his demons away by chugging down ice cream. The demons don’t leave but make him some Jambalaya instead.

     

    I have no Idea if it this will get a sequel or not. I haven’t decided yet and this was more of a fluke anyway.

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    05 Feb 2026

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    SO GOOD AHHHHH

  5. Public Bookmark 27

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    Lucifer and Alastor are clearly into each other... or at least, that's what Angel Dust keeps telling himself.
    Sadly, those two are way too oblivious to get together on their own. So, being the selfless, totally-not-meddling creature he is, Angel decides to give them a little push - with a lot of flirting, chaos, and just a dash of jealousy!
    Drama ensured.

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    05 Feb 2026