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laws of statistics being what they are, he shouldn't be on this couch by jonphaedrus for bittercape
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
03 Oct 2025
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Havelock Vetinari awoke in Sybil Ramkin’s drawing room and knew immediately where he was and what had happened, and immediately refused to take it lying down—except that he was presently entirely incapable of standing up, so there wasn’t a choice, really.
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21 Dec 2025
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Sarutobi’s frown immediately becomes thunderous and sharp. “Boy you dare - no, first, what nonsense is this claim to Uzumaki lineage?”
Sarutobi doesn’t open the folder so Kakashi does it for him, flipping to a weathered piece of paper with a stamp of his birthdate, the head obstetrician's signature, hastily scrawled, right over the name of Kakashi’s mother with a Wave stamp.
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Or, a silly little fic where Kakashi is part Uzumaki, is legally married into the Uchiha clan, adopts all the people, is a brat in the face of authority and gets saddled with the hokage hat as punishment. Oh, and along they way he fixes canon, mary-sue like <3
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20 Dec 2025
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\Backslash by Jorie2127 (JorieDS)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Katekyou Hitman Reborn!
30 Nov 2025
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After arriving in a new world as a phoenix, Harry lives a mostly quiet life in the skies—detached, aimless, and free. That changes when he begins to sense strange and powerful Flames across the land—supernatural forces tied to people and emotions. Curious, he follows their pull and begins forming reluctant connections with those who wield them. Among them: a sharp scientist looking for a break from boredom, a wandering martial artist with secrets, and a hitman whose need for chaos runs deeper than his smirk.
As Harry learns to navigate this underworld of Flame users, strange forces start taking notice of him in return. The balance of power is fragile, and Harry, with his rare Sky Flame and magic, finds himself drawn into something far bigger than he ever intended.
... All he wanted was peace.Series
- Part 2 of KHR stories
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14 Dec 2025
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In which the SI awakens in Naruto’s body and, fearing she’s going to die, immediately begins to prepare the best she can to survive.
Only, it’s not canon Naruto-world. No, it’s an action-romance she’s in.
AKA, the SI is preparing for a gritty dark-action dystopian, while the rest of the cast are under the impression they're in a romantasy.
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22 Nov 2025
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doesthisneedatitle_draft.file by katachresis
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, Star Wars - All Media Types
24 Feb 2026
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"You're a space wizard, Murderbot. You'll hate it. It'll be great." - The Force, probably
If Murderbot ever proves the Force is sentient, it will plot to murder the shit out of the Force.
So maybe I should’ve noticed I had bullshit magic powers sooner, but in my defense I didn’t think magic was real. Most sane people would insist magic isn’t real.
Wait, whoops, the ghosts would claim it’s not magic. It’s “the Force” (in case you’re wondering, yes, you can hear the capitalization), and I’m a “Force-sensitive” which means I’m able to manipulate the mysterious, supernatural (but definitely not magical) force that a bunch of old dead monks decided to name the Force. (Not that I’m making fun of their naming sense. It’s apt even if it must’ve gotten confusing sometimes.)
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- Part 1 of murderwars fusion
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22 Nov 2025
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Silverlines by Jorie2127 (JorieDS)
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), Bleach (Anime & Manga)
24 Feb 2026
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Ren Urahara is an isekai’d prodigy carrying the powers and memories of Kisuke Urahara—but without the original’s overwhelming genius, he has to move carefully until he grows stronger. Armed with alchemical insight stolen from Truth’s Gate, he climbs from “civilian genin discard” to Vice Captain of Konoha’s Barrier Corps just before the Second Shinobi War.
His new duties—teaching fuinjutsu to the young Sannin and quietly expanding a country-wide detection net—drag him into the spotlight he never wanted. Ren only ever meant to be a support piece, safely behind the lines, but as he builds bonds, earns trust, and finds unexpected companionship, he starts to realize that he doesn’t need overwhelming power to live a life worth fighting for.
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21 Nov 2025
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Mezase Pokémon Master - Nostalgia version by Saphroneth
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime)
16 May 2023
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So this is an idea which someone asked me about elsewhere and it wouldn't leave me alone… what I would do if I was doing the structure for Mezase Pokémon Master (Aim To Be A Pokémon Master), the 11-episode coda to Ash's time as the Pokémon anime protagonist.
As it turns out, now we know.
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27 Sep 2025
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"I don’t know what’s wrong. I just feel… itchy, I guess? Not literally, but I feel like I’m going to crawl out of my skin if I don’t move. It’s just a weird SecUnit thing. I’m sure it’s just an organic instinct clashing with an organic process or something. It’s not like we go through much troubleshooting past the point of ‘able to competently perform our duties’."
aka five times MB's found family didn't understand what it needed and one time someone did
aka I can make this construct autistic if I want to
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25 Sep 2025
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Murderbot gets reunited with ART to join its crew as the security consultant.
They have prepared a wecome gift - a perfect gift for Murderbot.
A gift ART had prepared well in advance.
WELL in advance, indeed.Series
- Part 1 of Flight of Drones
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20 Sep 2025
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Reckless Extracurriculars by scheidswrites for GrayShade
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
19 Jan 2023
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A new batch of PUMNT students are onboard the Perihelion for some practical research/survey experience. The planet is supposedly very safe, the Security Consultant is paranoid and overprepared...what could possibly go wrong?
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31 Jul 2025
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Misinformation, Media, and Manumission by IHopedTheredBeStars for isilee
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
31 Jan 2024
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Seth calls a meeting with Murderbot. Murderbot is predictably anxious and awkward about it.
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28 Jul 2025
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Five Times ART Gives Me a Present and One Time It Gives Me a Breakdown by OccasionalStorytelling
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
29 Jul 2021
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ART is REALLY good at giving its crew presents that improve their well-being. It is less good at doing this for its SecUnit, but Murderbot isn't going to say anything about that. Up until the "huh, my mutual administrative assistant is trying to turn me back into a company SecUnit" anxiety gets to be too much to handle, that is.
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28 Jul 2025
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I wanted ART to come back online so we could watch Sanctuary Moon episode 412 together and it could argue with me about whether spacetime-fuckery alternate universes counted as canon. I wanted it to come back online so I could tell it Holism put an aquarium in Three's chest and wasn't that totally deranged. I wanted it to come back online so it could bully me into figuring out what my fucking problem was.
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26 Jul 2025
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SecUnits are separated from their daemons the moment they come online. Murderbot meets its own daemon for the first time when the company transfers its contract to Dr. Mensah.
The idea of having a daemon, a physical soul, is bad enough. But Murderbot's daemon isn't anything like what it should be. For one thing, it won't shut up about how much it wants to kill humans.
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26 Jul 2025
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7,440 hours after it hacks its governor module, Murderbot is presented with an opportunity to escape the company.
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26 Jul 2025
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She opened her mouth to speak.
Don’t, said Peri. She shut her mouth. SecUnit is fine.
Iris hesitated. It doesn't look fine.
SecUnit is experiencing an emotion. I have it under control. You don't need to stay.
But…
Apologies, Iris. You would only make it worse.Bookmarked by Butlericfy
26 Jul 2025
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GrayCris never kidnapped Dr. Mensah, so Murderbot never travels to TranRollinHyfa to save her. Instead, it continues as it was for four years, too afraid to face Dr. Mensah and PreservationAux until it is (lovingly) coerced into finally visiting Preservation.
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- Part 7 of Gift and Event Fics
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26 Jul 2025
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There is actually a way out from between a reinforced steel bulkhead and a hard place, but you're definitely not gonna like it by Dooiney_Oie
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
25 Aug 2021
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The middle of All Systems Red, but with a few changes to how those pesky combat override modules work, among other things :)
Now with bonus chapters!
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The humans were going to want to know what a combat override module was, what it did, how it worked, and most importantly, why it hadn't worked on me. I could answer the first three things just fine, but short of telling my already-jittery clients I was hacked ("so I'm actually one of those scary rogue units you've heard so much about, but the good news is that a combat override module can't hijack a governor module that doesn't work!"), that last thing was going to be a big problem.
Honestly, even if I did tell them exactly that, which I really didn't want to do, it was going to be a really big fucking problem.- Language:
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26 Jul 2025
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Dr. Gurathin knows he and SecUnit got off to a bad start when they first met. Although it's been a while and things have improved since then, SecUnit is still pretty rude to him pretty much all the time. And honestly? He's getting sick of that. Hypothesis: SecUnit hates him. Objective: Find out why.
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26 Jul 2025
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We were watching Sanctuary Moon when it happened.
We’d gotten to the part where Captain Hossein and the Navigation Unit were stranded planetside—the whole scene bathed in violet hues to bring out the romantic overtones. (Much more appealing than actual planets.)
“I love this bit,” Ratthi said.
Truthfully, I like it, too. And I could have said as much. Or I could have said nothing at all. Both were valid options. But instead, I decided to be the contrary asshole and went with option C.
“It’s implausible,” I said.
Ratthi looked confused and I realized I needed to elaborate.
“There’s no way a unit built to navigate starships would take a romantic interest in somebody.”
And that’s when I felt it—the sudden absence. If I’m honest, I hadn’t realized how closely ART had managed to sidle up against me in the feed until it was gone.
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An offhand comment leads to a misunderstanding between SecUnit and ART, and—possibly—a discussion about what they really are to each other.
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26 Jul 2025