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    “It’s not a real kid, Chase.”

    Chase is technically underage, he’s a year away from being able to drink but the bartender didn’t bother to check his ID. Chase has always looked a little older than he was, it works in his favor now.

    Nobody at a hero bar like this would assume he was so young.

    “How the fuck do you think that?” Chase asks, spits. His hands still shake with the memory of it. The beer in his hand shakes with the tremors of his hands. “How the fuck do you do it?”

    Mechaman sighs, deep, disappointed. He leans back, taking his whiskey with him.

    The rest of the Brave Brigade was downstairs, drinking in victory, dancing with the other heroes, celebrating.

    “It’s the Astral Pulse.”

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    27 Jan 2026

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    “What the fuck?!” He hissed, “Robert! This isn’t funny!”

    “I agree. It isn’t funny. But it is necessary.”

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    OR: The mech suit needs a bit of fine tuning, so Robert tests it on Chad.

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    26 Jan 2026

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    To call Robert's new situation with Flambae ‘complicated’ would be a drastic understatement.

    Robert cut his fucking fingers off. Flambae tried to burn him to death after a bar fight. They aren’t good for each other, barely even like each other, and there’s no way it’s going to end well.

    But when the sex is this fucking good, Robert is having trouble listening to the logic.

    Or, the one where they become fuckbuddies and catch feelings.

    (Everyone pretend to be shocked.)

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    07 Jan 2026

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    “A figure knelt down next to him, wearing familiar black boots. He blinked blearily, and red gloves reached out to lift his head off the ground. He registered gold eyes behind black bangs…

    …They blinked slowly and stared at him mournfully. A gloved thumb ran across his cheekbone, and his eyes fluttered closed. Before he could open his mouth to even ask a question, he slipped into darkness.”

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    16 Dec 2025

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    Their dispatcher is one of them.
    Robert quit being the villain Cerberus many years ago, he quit that to become Mecha Man. But now his experience being a former villain is coming back to bite him in the ass. In return for SDN fixing his suit and dogs Robert has to dispatch the newest Phoenix Program heroes, the Z-Team.
    Will he be able to handle their brand of chaos, or will he call it quits like every other person before him?

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    13 Dec 2025