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  1. Public Bookmark *

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    When Maggie opens a Yelp-page for Aziraphale's bookshop, nobody is prepared for a bunch of conspiracy theorists to find it. Unfortunately they do, and now they're trying to prove that the shop's owner must be a vampire, a hypnotist, or even something as outlandish as an angel. It probably doesn't help that Crowley keeps encouraging them...

    But despite that, even the sane parts of the internet seem to be having a blast following the bookshop's history through war, fire, romance, temporary abandonment, and a tooth-rottingly sweet happy ending – all through the lens of a couple of Yelp reviews.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    Jason Todd is back in Gotham as the ruthless crime lord Red Hood, but he's just not ready to reveal his identity yet.

    Jason Todd also tends to get shitfaced drunk in random bars in Crime Alley and do impulsive shit - like killing the Joker after he breaks out of Arkham for the thousandth time.

    It's only then that Batman starts hunting him down.

    But not for the reasons you might be thinking.

    And Jason Todd cannot resist pranking the Prince of Gotham.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    Tim pulled out a notebook and clicked his favorite green pen. His mother would criticize him for making a project plan without doing a SWOT analysis first, but he figured he could get away with breaking corporate protocols for this particular project.

    Tim’s 7 step plan to get Bruce to adopt Jason, he wrote with a flourish.

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    Or, eight-year-old Tim hatches a plot to convince his neighbor to adopt the street kid he brought home with him and gets more than he bargained for in the process.

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    24 Oct 2025

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    Everything that can go wrong, will go wrong. Like a party in July that definitely doesn't have anything to do with Christmas. When it comes to his kids, Bruce really should already know this.

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    20 Oct 2025

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    Tim's dad is dead, killed by a boomerang to the chest, and Tim is an orphan now. He knows Bruce would adopt him if needed but he couldn't possibly impose himself on the Wayne's more than he already has. It's okay though, because he has a plan for this, he just needs someone to play the role of his estranged "Uncle Eddie".

    Except... the guy he hires is weirdly concerned about his well being and Tim can't figure out why.

     

    Meanwhile, Jason Todd is forced to reevaluate his plans for his debut as Red Hood, because, as it turns out, his replacement is a suicidal idiot who can't be trusted to stay out of trouble.

     

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    Tim Drake fails to recognize Jason Todd, back from the dead, and hires him to be his Uncle Eddie to avoid getting adopted by Batman. Somehow this ruins everyone's plans.

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    16 Sep 2025