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mama, can I get another amen? by sleepyMoritz (Catherss)
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), The Punisher (TV 2017), Deadpool - All Media Types
10 Jun 2018
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Before the headteacher of Essex’s Mutant Re-education Centre even opens the door, Matt knows he’s got a roommate.
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10 Feb 2026
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Butterfly House by murderbooks
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
31 Dec 2025
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“What, like—when Cheetahs get emotional support dogs?” Tim still sounds groggy. “I’m your emotional support human?”
“More like, ’bonded pair, do not separate.’” Kon mutters. “They want me to acclimate to my enclosure.”
Or: Kon and Tim get kidnapped for display in an alien zoo. They only really wanted Kryptonians, but Kon manages to get the zookeepers to believe the human he came with is necessary for his general well-being.
It only gets worse from there.
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08 Feb 2026
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And then the doors to Paddy’s Pub open and Mac bursts in, phone still pressed against one ear, panting like he ran all the way here, all sweaty and red and excited. “Guys,” he says, “I’m going to pray away my gay.”
Or: Mac signs himself up for a conversion camp as the quickest way to find hot gay men. To protect Mac from STDs and heartbreak, Dennis teams up with Charlie to commit a hate crime that involves Dennis in a dress.
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25 Jan 2026
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If Bruce wasn't so busy investigating the Red Hood, he might have realised that, while Jack Drake is in a coma and Tim is grounded from patrol, Drake Industries goes broke. Overnight, the Drakes lose everything, leaving Tim without a cent to his name.
Jason, meanwhile, cannot believe that the Bats haven't noticed yet that something is obviously wrong with the Replacement.
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It’s weird, being poor. At the moment, Tim has precisely eleven dollars to his name. Drake Industries, gone. Their assets, gone. His trust fund, being used to pay for his father’s hospital bills. The house is gone, too. That's okay. Tim is okay. Sometimes, though, he lies awake at night, and he can’t help but wonder. Does Bruce know? He definitely doesn’t, obviously. But, does he?
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Bookmarked by Astro (Bluebird_Rose)
25 Jan 2026
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Jason ducks just in time to avoid being electrocuted with enough volt to down a whale, tutting disappointedly, “Now, now, that wasn’t nice. What if you hit my brand-new jacket?”
“What is your price…” Batman grits out, looking pained, “In return for the pelt?”
Jason’s eyes narrow, fury coiled low in his gut like a pit of vipers waiting to strike. “What piece you talkin’ about, old man? My pretty jacket, or the fur rug?”
“All of it,” Batman snaps, true fury making his voice pitch more towards Bruce than Batman.
“Greedy,” Jason remarks idly, “Don’t anybody teach you that sharing is caring?”
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Jason is a selkie, and his pelt is... a point of contention.
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