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People underestimate minutes. That should be a general consensus. They think something bad can only happen through hours at a time, like birthing 2 babies or staying inside your brother's closet as punishment. But really, most of the worst stuff happens very quickly.
Or, the one where Stan's biggest problem at the moment is deffinitely about choosing a song to dissociate into, and not the injuries or the beating or the lack of oxygen in his lungs. Just the song for sure.
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- Part 33 of Dumb Ways To (Almost) Die
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Blue mask, like the ocean by BlindayEverlien
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012)
21 Dec 2022
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Broken pieces shattered into million fragments.
You can't fix a sunken, broken boat. Might as well embrace the storm.
Leo was a boat in the ocean, just waiting for the moment he would finally shatter and drown. -
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The cuffs fell in a loud "BAK" and a gasp followed through, the girl's arms falling by her side. Zuko rushed himself there as well, immediatly seeking to examine the burned hands. The figure flinched and hid her hands under her curled chest, moans taking the place of previous cries.
Or, the one where Zuko finally tries to sibling.
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There is no time or space in the void of self hatred. She learned it the hard way.
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Dumb Ways To (Almost) Die by 0MissE0, Artimus_Pax, ArtistRedFox, Athena_Muldrow, Baze_loves_bugs, biggirlsdontcry, Blank_Error, BlindayEverlien, carpetchewer, cottonmouthcandy, CrypticMushroom, CthosEris, DarkLordOfAwesomeness, Dimonds456, Djdjdjmk, egg_with_a_pen, EmS (EmilienSancier), Kyle_committing_Arson, lackinggravitas (espansivo), MariDraws, Oatmeal_Archive, pickledoesfanfic, ryeBread1825114, SpookyArchivist, stayweirdalways
Fandom Gravity Falls
28 Oct 2025
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Have you ever looked at an old man in a cartoon show targeted for kids and wondered “Hm… I wonder how many times this guy (who only has 5 fingers {LAME!!}) almost died?”
Well, WONDER NO MORE!!! Here in [Dumb Ways To (Almost) Die] you will find most of Grunkle Stan’s NDEs!! But what is an ‘NDE’ you may ask- why, it’s short for [Near Death Expirience(s)] Of course!!This fanfiction is centred over what would happen if the elder twins weren’t such little ***** and actually ******* held hands!! WOW!! Crazy! It is also based on the fandom’s dire need to see this old man in pain! Constantly! And needing to see this old man’s brother see his brother in pain! For guilt! It’s yummy!!
As the setting is the [Bill-Cipher Zodiac] the characters involved in this series (written by various writers in the fandom) may consist of: Shooting Star, Pine Tree, ?, Ice Ice Babyy and other characters only very specific people care about!“I'm a very relentless individual and have a lot more insanity coming”
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After Vox's plan fails and The Might of Lilith is destroyed, an injured Lucifer finds himself back in his hotel room, struggling with the literal aftershocks of what he's endured. When Alastor shows up, his taunts are a welcome return to normalcy, but it seems like the bellhop is... actually concerned for his wellbeing? That can't be right.
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Comfort for Lucifer following "Hear My Hope" because he deserves it.
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ended up with a pair of cracked lips by stillateenageabomination
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
13 Jul 2024
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Part of the reason why outer space had seemed so, well, spacious was how easy it was to pass through it all. Constant steps weren’t needed. All he had to do was give a good jump and there he was, soaring through the cosmos. It was almost like he was flying. In another world, it would’ve been fun to explore a foreign galaxy.
Earth wasn’t like that. Earth was knees knocking together as they struggled to keep him up. It was crutches and physical therapy and chronic pain that’d follow him until he was old and gray. The expectations settled on his chest like stones, stacking on top of every other problem in perfectly topped piles.
He was so heavy now, he thought.
“Do you want a hand?” April asked quietly, eyes wide. Leo’s stomach twisted. She looked so scared. He hated seeing his strong sister so down.
or, Leo spent longer on the other side of that portal than his family thinks. 5 times Leo brushed past a trauma response he gained in the Prison Dimension + 1 time he gets help with pre-invasion issues.
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- Part 21 of Abomination Does Whumptober 2023
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Sequel to Finding the Rhythm, but can be read separately.
Life after Lyoko is calm, but calm isn't always easy. Jeremie doesn’t have a mission to lead or a role to fill. William knows what it’s like to feel out of place.
Together, they find comfort in quiet moments that slowly turn into something more.
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Stan's been rescued from the literal belly of a beast. Physically he's fine, nothing but minor injuries from the thing that tried to eat him.
Mentally?
It took a few bites, and now Ford's left to pick up the pieces as they go on a road trip to get Stan's car, while getting chased by all the other horrors that want in on whatever's wrong with his brother.
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- Part 2 of Eating your Feelings
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Young Stanley and Stanford Pines find themselves pulled into a weird portal and thrown into 1981.
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Stan simply held him close, sharing his body heat in the cold bathroom air.
Despite everything they’d gone through, Stan still decided to be there with Ford in this moment. Every moment of anger, every moment of anguish and pain, everything melted away in the face of mortality.
In the safety of his brother’s arms, Ford continued to cry.

