BitterAstrid



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Techno slammed his fists against the transparent wall of his prison, trying his best to break it down. His captors backed up, whistling anxiously to each other.

    He gave the barrier another loud crack, delightedly watching as they scrambled away in abject terror.

    Nodding in satisfaction, he turned around to meet the eyes of two other prisoners that had been thrown into his cell.

    He froze.

    Right.

    There were now aliens in his cell.

    And he probably just scared the hell out of them.

     

    Or: Humans are a dangerous race feared by all on an intergalactic scale. Techno, a human ex-soldier that was abducted by aliens 18 months ago, is biding his time in captivity.

    This changes when two young aliens are sent into his cell to die.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    70,785
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    1,588
    Kudos:
    10,958
    Bookmarks:
    2,439
    Hits:
    170,994

    19 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Mikey
    alright i know youve gotten hit in the head a lot but in case you forgot were related you dingbat so hed be your dad too
    like i get it "oh he dropped me off a roof mimimimi" but hes two hops and a skip from being our stepdad so you gotta EMBRACE THE GOAT BABY

    Leo
    i would literally rather lock myself in yhe prison dimension again than "embrace the goat"

    PIZZA TIME!!
    "yhe" lmao

    stabs you
    YOUR SPLINTER IS GAY.?!?!?

     

    OR

     

    Another one of those crossover stories, wherein the 2012 turtles are all grown up and the 2018 turtles are troubled teens determined to give them gray scales.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    118,531
    Chapters:
    32/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2,343
    Kudos:
    4,355
    Bookmarks:
    725
    Hits:
    119,905

    20 Jul 2025

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “W-What do you- I mean can I- are you here to rob us?” The person managed to stammer out.

    Siren snorted. “No. I’m just here to order some food.”

    “Wh-What about him?” The cashier asked, glancing at Tommy. “Did you- did you kidnap him?”

    “I mean… yeah, let’s go with that in case this ends up on the news,” Siren shrugged, looking back at Tommy. “I kidnapped you, right?”

    “Yeah, sure,” Tommy agreed, knowing that if they said he was kidnapped, it would keep people from getting suspicious of why he was seen in public with Siren. “Anyway, can I get the chicken nuggets happy meal, with a coke?”

    or, how Tommy—who is not a hero, or a villain, or even a vigilante—saves the life of one of L'Manberg's most feared supervillains, and accidentally ends up becoming the resident doctor for every supervillain in town (and maybe gets a family along the way too).

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    188,572
    Chapters:
    26/26
    Collections:
    25
    Comments:
    10,499
    Kudos:
    70,414
    Bookmarks:
    12,321
    Hits:
    2,477,290

    03 Nov 2024