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I'm a Cut-Sleeve?! by PrinceInuYasha
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Feb 2026
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”Ba— Wei-qianbei,” Lan Sizhui clears his throat, pink dusting his cheeks. “We found this…person here, unconscious.”
It’s clear these two are close and communicating somehow silently in front of Wei Wuxian. As if not wanting to say something in front of the Yiling Laozu.
”I see,” the youthful man murmurs and then approaches Wei Wuxian.
Still trying to get his bearings, Wei Wuxian scrambles backwards until his back hits a tree. “Stay away if you know what’s good for you!” He snaps but this doesn’t seem to scare the other man. In fact, he only comes closer.
He doesn’t notice how Lan Sizhui seems to urge the Jin away with the other youth.
“Wow,” the other man murmurs thoughtfully, with a finger to his chin. “Was I really this untrusting of others back then?”
”Hah?!” Wei Wuxian doesn’t think he heard this man correctly. ‘Did he just say I?’
”What are you—?!” It’s then that he notices the dizi sticking out of his sash. “Chenqing?!” Wei Wuxian turns to his own instrument, finding it still secure in place. How? They were exactly the same!
”I told you already,” the man grins a little too giddy for Wei Wuxian’s liking. “I’m you. You’re me.”
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18 Feb 2026
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I Reincarnated as a Fungus When I Only Wanted to Be an Architect by Bgtea
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
11 Jun 2025
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If there’s one word Kaveh could use to describe his life, it would be “ordinary”. Sure, the start of his life looks more like a sad drama movie with the death of his father, being abandoned by his mother, then being treated like luggage as he was passed from one relative to another. But he grew up, got a job working as a corporate slave, and became self-sufficient enough to pay his rent while not starving. Currently, his job is tedious, and the only joy in his life comes from spending his evenings at home alone, designing and building little houses in the game "My Little Aranara Friend", but things could be worse!
It becomes worse in the blink of an eye. He dies. And not only is he forcefully transported into the world of "My Little Aranara Friend", but he's also stuck in the body of a mob monster called a Fungus where his only hope of getting a human body is by levelling up.
...And also by saving the Aranara from mass extinction caused by some malevolent mysterious dark power called "The Withering" that, if left unchecked, will also destroy the world.
Fuck his life.
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16 Feb 2026
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In which the Harbingers are all meddling uncles and aunties, and Tartaglia is the spoiled baby of the group (whether he likes to admit it or not). As uncles and aunties, how can they not intervene (read: swoop in like overprotective mama and papa bears) when they catch wind that not only is their youngest upset after his Liyue trip, but that the reason he's upset has to do with this mysterious "Mr. Zhongli" of Liyue?
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15 Feb 2026
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Feed Your Binghe by Anonymous
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Feb 2026
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Luo Binghe lost all the healthy fat that he had as a teenager! Disgraceful! If he's been at Huan Hua long enough to have the disciples under his influence to the extent they would openly sneer at Shen Qingqiu just for showing his face, he should have regained that soft fluff under the devoted hands of these girls. What are his wives even doing? Feed your husband. Look at him, he's starving.
Or the Jinlan City Arc but Shen Qingqiu's Mother Hen Mode overrides his Protagonist-induced terror because his boy! Is so! Underfed!!! He looks like a snack, but is he getting snacks? No? Fuck you and fuck your mom, he's getting his boy snacks. (Binghe is so confused. Does this mean? Shizun doesn't hate him???)
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10 Feb 2026
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It wasn’t like Lan Wangji was exceptionally distrusting. He wouldn’t turn away a person in need either, but there was a limit. However there seemingly wasn’t. Lan Wangji could imagine such a generous person existing. But if they had, weren’t they too good to be true? There must be something that Wei Ying was hiding.
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04 Feb 2026