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The Freak Who Lived by DeviantHufflepuff (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Jul 2020
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ON HIATUS
When Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, he is kicked out of Gryffindor Tower by those he thought of as friends. It isn't until Snape finds him that the truth comes out about The Boy Who Lived
freaks sleep on the floor, freaks stay in cupboard, freaks don’t get to have friends.’ His Aunt and Uncle's words filled his head as sobs finally overtook his small frame. This is where he belonged, on the dusty floor all alone. He shouldn't be near other people; nobody wants to be near a freak.
That night Harry cried himself to sleep as panic and sobs wreaked havoc on his too-small body. He paid no mind to the cold or the aches in bones. When he woke up the next morning he refused to move. This was his place now, and this is where he would stay.- Language:
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Bookmarked by BitchWithNoSenseOfHumor
20 Jan 2026
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When Dumbledore dies at the end of their fifth year after trying in a cursed ring, Draco Malfoy joins the Order of the Phoenix and claims his Lordship of House Black to secure Grimmauld Place as headquarters. Against all odds, he falls in love with, and marries Hermione Granger.
Unfortunately, their love was never meant to last. The Order of the Phoenix falls, leaving Lady Hermione Malfoy-Black and her sons Teddy Lupin-Black and Scorpius Malfoy the final survivors of the Second Wizarding War. With everyone dead, Hermione is tasked with traveling back in time to save everyone who needlessly lost their lives, with two babies in tow.
As Head of House Black, she shares an immediate connection with Sirius Black, and he just cannot resist. What follows is a harrowing adventure to change the culture of Wizarding society and kill Voldemort once and for all.
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Bookmarked by BitchWithNoSenseOfHumor
16 Dec 2025
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Changing Fate by lyraonyx for NocturnalNighthawk, SerenaEW
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Dec 2023
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After Sirius dies right in front of him, a desolate Harry would sooner die himself than be sent back to the Dursleys one more time. Voldemort gets creative, however, and instead of dying, Harry finds himself rocketed twenty years into the past and straight into the memories from Severus' pensieve. Harry reacts without considering the consequences, as per the norm, and saves Severus from his family. He only meant to spare an innocent pain, but in saving Severus and securing his alliance, he has set in motion a series of ancient prophecies as old as written history and changed the course of fate forever.
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- Part 1 of The Tapestry of Time
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Bookmarked by BitchWithNoSenseOfHumor
05 Nov 2025
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Harry Potter finds himself hurtled back through time, landing back to just after World War 2 ended, more accurately, on the doorstep of Grimmauld Place...SLASH, MPREG Orion Black/Harry Potter Death meddles in the Master Of Death's fate once again...he must be awfully bored!
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- 86/?
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Bookmarked by BitchWithNoSenseOfHumor
11 Jun 2025
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“I…I’ve got to go. I can’t. I’m sorry.” Without another word, Hermione grabs a handful of floo powder and disappears within the emerald flames. […] She left leaving nothing but a trace of her jasmine shampoo, taking all his hopes and desires with her, setting them ablaze with the flames of the floo.
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After a drunken and reckless one night stand, Sirius and Hermione are in for a shocking (and life changing) surprise.
art by elivrayn, wantsgmarie and moonlu
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Bookmarked by BitchWithNoSenseOfHumor
17 Mar 2025