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Alec leans closer, entire body drawn towards Magnus like a magnet, and he gets a whiff of something warm, expensive-smelling, masculine. "Do you think this is working on me?"
Magnus' voice is a low burr that hooks itself into Alec’s skin and makes him prickle all over. “I guess I’ll know when this night is over.”
Holy fuck, Alec wonders, feeling dazed. How is this guy even real?
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Magnus mistakes Alec for a prostitute. Oops.
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[ “I can’t wait another hundred years to see you again, Alexander.”
He hates it, he does. He hates the way Alec looks at him with a history they haven’t yet shared.
Alec’s fingers dig into his ribs. A moment of hesitation. “You won’t have to wait that long,” he murmurs, quiet enough to be a secret. “I promise.”
“You don’t know that.”
Alec stops, forcing Magnus to stop too. Magnus squints at him, seeing double, but Alec shakes his head. “Magnus, I do.”
“How?”
“Because,” says Alec, and once again, Magnus feels the tug of magic kneading at his skin, a string of fate that wraps around his bottom rib and leads beyond his chest and enters Alec’s in exactly the same place. “You and me, we always find our way back to each other. Whatever happens.” ]
Magnus Bane meets a man from his future, interwoven throughout moments in his past.
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“Hey there,” Alec says in the lowest, sexiest voice he can manage. It sounds vaguely disinterested but some people get off on that.
“Hi,” the voice says.
“Ready to have some fun?”
The voice makes a small, sad noise.
“Or not?” Alec tries hastily. He gets paid regardless of what they're talking about. “We can just chat for a while.”
“What’s your name,” the voice says finally.
“Uh, Chad,” Alec says. He was drunk when he picked his name, just as he was drunk when he answered the job wanted ad. He should have picked something sexy like Tristan, but he’s forever Chad now, the douchiest phone sex operator in history. He balances his bowl of macaroni carefully on his stomach and sneaks a quick bite.
“You don’t sound like a Chad,” the voice says doubtfully.
“Why the hell not?” Alec says before he can stop himself, mouth full of pasta.
“--are you eating?”
“No,” Alec lies and swallows.
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Alec is a bored phone sex operator. Bafflingly, Magnus just wants to talk about music.
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Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Jan 2026
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After concluding the official session, celebrated photography director Draco Malfoy keeps his team—photographers Blaise Zabini and Theodore Nott—behind for a private, far more provocative project: his girlfriend, Hermione Granger. Under Draco's exacting direction, what begins as a series of lewd portraits escalates into an explicitly obscene photoshoot, with Blaise and Theodore capturing every moment as Draco guides them in exploring and documenting Hermione's body with dedicated, creative intensity.
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He bent his fingers tracing the swollen, beaten edges of her opening. He shook his head, a mockery of disappointment. "Look at this," he murmured, almost to himself. "All used up. Stretched and slack. It won't be any fun to fuck this now, will it? Nothing to squeeze me."
Hermione whimpered, a sound of pure shame.
"But here..." Draco mused, his voice a dark thrill of discovery. He pushed his finger inside the puffy, fluttering entrance of her asshole. Hermione jerked, a sharp cry muffled by the glass. He moaned, low and gratified. "Here, you're still so tight. Clenching like a virgin around a single finger. Perfect." -
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From his vantage point on the bed, Alec hesitates, then asks, “Magnus, am I boring?”
Magnus turns around and blinks heavily-outlined eyes at him. “Certainly not! You’re dependable, responsible, unwavering.”
Alec frowns. “Those all kind of sound like synonyms for boring.”
Magnus crosses the room and sits down next to Alec. “They’re not, and that’s not all you are. To describe everything you are would take a lifetime.”
“A really steady and dependable lifetime, huh?” To Alec, it sounds more like what someone would find desirable in a warranty for tires than a boyfriend.
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