Berty
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A coffee shop meet cute AU from two different perspectives but with one goal.
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Merlin is starting afresh. New home. New life. No more terrible boyfriend; he's going to focus on his work. Except there's this guy who lives in the flat opposite who is distracting him. A strangers to lovers story by way of bad dance moves, insane ex-boyfriends, gag gifts and misunderstandings.
Written for Merlin Bingo and the prompt "Pranks and Practical Jokes".
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Sometimes, you meet interesting people online...
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- Part 1 of Harder Than It Looks
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Sherlock has been gone for two years and John Watson is doing okay. He goes to work. He sleeps (sometimes). He eats. He has colleagues, some of whom are even friends. He has purpose. If it's not a life as others might view it, it's a fair approximation. It's fine. He's fine.
One night the lights go out and when they come back on everything is the same except for one important thing. For John it's the most important thing.
And suddenly John is not fine at all.
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Yule's Eve means a trip to the forest to collect greenery to deck Camelot's halls. It also means cold feet, snow fights and two idiots who shouldn't really be left alone for extended periods of time. Magic is roused when old feelings stir on the eve of the shortest day of the year.
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- Part 1 of Albion's Crown
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"Don't you have any normal people clothes?" John asked from his armchair one day.
That was his first mistake...
A ridiculous, smutty romp through Sherlock's wardrobe, courtesy of John Watson.
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One message. One message on Christmas Eve is all it takes to turn Wille's world upside down once again. He hasn't spoken to Simon since they wished each other a nice summer on graduation day. With Hillerska closed, they've moved on to different schools and on with their lives. Or have they?
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18 Oct 2025
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A whore is not someone you attempt to woo or charm. A whore is not someone you should strive to impress. A whore is someone whose opinion matters very little. Someone you rent for a bit of fun and release. You just put money on the table and they get to say yes or no – and for the record, they seldom say no. So a whore is no one to pine for. Which is just as well, because Arthur isn’t pining for anyone.
And certainly not anyone who’ll disappear off with any random knight for the right amount.
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Simon forces himself to keep breathing. It’s only suspicious if he makes it so, he tells himself firmly. “What’s wrong?” he teases, doing his best to keep his tone light. “I’m sure you’ve met plenty of my kind.”
“Nothing,” Wilhelm jumps to defend himself. He picks idly at the skin of his fingers and Simon can’t help but notice the ragged flesh around his nails, almost as if this is a common habit for him. “I’ve just never had the best relationship with reporters - or the press.”
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Or: Simon, a journalist at a left-wing magazine, eagerly accepts the chance of a lifetime to write a scathingly honest piece about the newly crowned King Wilhelm, who has a history shrouded in parties, drugs, and gay allegations. His plans, however, go to shit when he realizes that Wilhelm is nothing like he expected.Bookmarked by Berty
23 Jun 2025
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Simon and Wille have... an arrangement. They don't have to like each other, they don't even have to really talk to each other; they can just take what they need and then carry on as if they've not just had their hands in each other's pants. But then something happens that throws their delicate agreement out of the window, and they're left having to figure out what they are to each other. Enemies? Indifferent colleges? Friends? Or... something else?
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07 Jun 2025
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At almost 24, Simon feels ready to leave student housing and move into a real apartment. He finds the place of his dreams - but it comes with a roommate. A roommate who turns out to be none other than former Crown Prince Wilhelm.
After more than three years abroad, Wille hopes that the dust has settled over his abdication and he can finally start living a normal life which, to him, includes sharing an apartment.
Considering their differences, Simon and Wille seem bound to bump heads. Both of them are surprised when instead they quickly become friends. Just friends. Despite what other people soon start insinuating. Because roommates and romance don't mix, right?- Language:
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28 May 2025