BeezandBitches



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    The Four Horsepeople are Crowley and Aziraphale’s kids. Nuff said.

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    Anathema gets to be a lesbian with the forces that be. These all stand on their own.

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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    Minerva McGonagall isn't your typical 1950s witch, hunting for a husband and attending boring book clubs. And when two former classmates run into her at a bar, she gets entangled in a situation she would have never dreamed of.

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    24 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    An upcoming ja'loja ceremony leads to Isaac giving Marcus The Talk. He will execute this task with great efficiency, and Marcus will be mature about it. (Spoilers: they won't.)

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    16 Feb 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 54

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    Missy Cooper often wondered how different their lives would have been, hadn't they met in Texas. Would they even know each other? After all, they only met because of her, right?
    This is a story about the extraordinary friendship of Sheldon Lee Cooper and Amy Farrah Fowler if they had met as children. Obviously AU. ;)

    Story also posted on fanfiction.

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    31 May 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 1

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    He’s got no money. He’s got no car. He’s got no house. He’s got artisanal pecans.

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    16 Oct 2023

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    Frannie was one more in a long line of Famine’s human relationships, and she was as special to him as all of the others had been. Maybe even more so, War sometimes thought. The bond they had formed over the years felt different. Famine trusted and relied on Frannie in ways he rarely had anyone else.

    War watched as Famine twitched violently and ground his teeth when he didn't find his keys in the only coat pocket he hadn't checked.

    Of course, the downside of befriending humans was that they had a tendency to die.

     

    Frannie is in a car accident and Famine has an emotional breakdown.

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    18 Aug 2023