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• “Sold to the Misfits” - by Clash Montgomery by Beekins

  Fandoms: Jem and the Holograms (Cartoon), Jem and the Holograms (Comics), Jem and the Holograms - All Media Types  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F
  • Work in Progress

  17 Feb 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Leah "Blaze" Dwyer/Constance "Clash" Montgomery
  • clash/pizzazz but in a toxic way
  • actually more like clash/everyone
  • Constance "Clash" Montgomery
  • Vivien "Video" Montgomery
  • Leah "Blaze" Dwyer
  • Phyllis "Pizzazz" Gabor
  • Mary "Stormer" Phillips
  • Roxanne "Roxy" Pellegrini
  • Sheila "Jetta" Burns
  • Jem | Jerrica Benton
  • Kimber Benton
  • Shana Elmsford
  • Aja Leith
  • Parody
  • clash being pathetic
  • warning that this story parodies the problematic stuff you see in these types of fanfics
  • such as
  • Slavery
  • Abuse
  • references to dubcon stuff etc
  • but in a funny way i swear

  Summary

  I love the Misfits more than you can comprehend.
  The last thing I ever expected is that I would get sold to them.

  Clash, number one Misfits fan, writes her first real person fiction. It's as embarrassing as it sounds.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,444

  Chapters:

  3/7

  Comments:

  20

  Kudos:

  16

  Hits:

  217

• A Truly Outrageous Christmas! by Beekins

  Fandoms: Jem and the Holograms (Cartoon), Jem and the Holograms - All Media Types  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  22 Dec 2024

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Jem | Jerrica Benton
  • Kimber Benton
  • Aja Leith
  • Shana Elmsford
  • Phyllis "Pizzazz" Gabor
  • Mary "Stormer" Phillips
  • Roxanne "Roxy" Pellegrini
  • Sheila "Jetta" Burns
  • Harvey Gabor
  • Christmas
  • Hanukkah
  • Parody
  • this is dumb on purpose i swear
  • also i wrote more lyrics for this

  Summary

  “He is real! I saw him!” Kimber shouts, but how can that be? We all know Santa isn’t real. Or so the Holograms think until Old St. Nick himself crash-lands on their lawn, in need of help.

  Meanwhile, the Misfits are concerned by Pizzazz’s lack of enthusiasm for the upcoming holiday. They take inspiration from Dickens on how to show her the true meaning of Christmas.

  Tune in for the truly outrageous Christmas special that never was!

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  5,524

  Chapters:

  4/4

  Comments:

  16

  Kudos:

  12

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  215

• Pizzazz Wins Therapy by Beekins

  Fandoms: Jem and the Holograms (Cartoon), Jem and the Holograms - All Media Types, Jem and the Holograms (Comics)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  29 Sep 2024

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Jerrica/Pizzazz if you squint
  • Phyllis "Pizzazz" Gabor
  • pizzazz being pathetic
  • again!
  • Therapy
  • Mental Health Issues
  • Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
  • Bipolar Disorder
  • probably not an accurate depiction of therapy
  • these tags sound so serious but i swear this fic is funny

  Summary

  After finding out that Jem goes to therapy, Pizzazz is determined to get a better grade in therapy than her.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  6,213

  Chapters:

  6/6

  Comments:

  21

  Kudos:

  30

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  455

• Pizzazz's New Collar by Beekins

  Fandoms: Jem and the Holograms (Cartoon), Jem and the Holograms - All Media Types, Jem and the Holograms (Comics)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  18 Aug 2024

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Jerrica/Pizzazz if you squint
  • Phyllis "Pizzazz" Gabor
  • Constance "Clash" Montgomery
  • Jem | Jerrica Benton
  • Kimber Benton
  • Shana Elmsford
  • Aja Leith
  • Mary "Stormer" Phillips
  • Roxanne "Roxy" Pellegrini
  • Sheila "Jetta" Burns
  • Phoebe "Rapture" Ashe
  • Ingrid "Minx" Kruger
  • Rory "Riot" Llewelyn
  • Harvey Gabor
  • Furry
  • sorta?
  • pizzazz being pathetic
  • i’m back at it again with more puppy!pizzazz because i only want one thing and it’s disgusting
  • yes drugs were involved in the writing of this story but not the kind you’re thinking of

  Summary

  Pizzazz insists on wearing her new, priceless, luxury pendant wherever she goes, but everyone else is pretty sure it’s just a dog collar. When Pizzazz refuses to take it off, she begins to change in unexpected ways.

  (In other words, it’s the cow episode from Revolutionary Girl Utena but Jemified. Or the Emperor’s New Clothes if that makes me sound smarter.)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  4,270

  Chapters:

  3/3

  Comments:

  9

  Kudos:

  10

  Hits:

  255

• Who's a Good Girl? by Beekins

  Fandoms: Jem and the Holograms (Cartoon), Jem and the Holograms - All Media Types, Jem and the Holograms (Comics)  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F
  • Complete Work

  05 May 2024

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Phyllis "Pizzazz" Gabor/Jem | Jerrica Benton
  • Phyllis "Pizzazz" Gabor
  • Jem | Jerrica Benton
  • Implied Sexual Content
  • Light Dom/sub
  • pizzazz being pathetic

  Summary

  Jerrica and Pizzazz are friends. Jerrica gets a dog. Pizzazz is jealous of the dog.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  4,304

  Chapters:

  4/4

  Comments:

  10

  Kudos:

  20

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  365