Be_Weird_Have_Fun
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“Now get in the water.”
There’s something almost casual to Poseidon’s tone.
“Get in the water.” Harsher, now; the sea curls noose-like around his ankles. “Get in, dear king, or I’ll raise the tides so high all of Ithaca will die—”
—and he finds that he cannot see the sky through the rising waves, and he thinks that maybe this is too fitting an end for a child-murderer, betrayer of promises, the ender of those who did not deserve their fates, and maybe his men would understand if he does this for their families and friends and Penelope—
“—get in the water.”
Odysseus is tired. He obeys.
(In a world where our hero is just that bit more worn down, his story goes down a different path.)
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Written before Wisdom saga.
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Hell could be a lot of things.
It could be fire and brimstone and blood; a hurricane that forced your world up by the roots, leaving only the ruins of what used to be.
(It was, in fact, outliving your brother, when in truth you should’ve died four decades ago.)
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In which Gilbert becomes Germany, and decides to fistfight reality.
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Missing scenes from Salamitaktik.
(Prewritten up to the 10k point.)
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- Part 2 of When the sky comes crashing down
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Meandering Through the Night (non-canon) by Be_Weird_Have_Fun
Fandoms: Hetalia: Axis Powers, 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
10 Aug 2024
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Funny things happen when a desperate mind grapples for life.
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Gilbert drifts, Prussia seethes, and the merits of living are debated in a hall of memories.
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(Trigger warnings in notes and in tags. )
(Not canon to There will always be a dawn.) (overview of what this was supposed to be in final chapter.)
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Some days, it’s damned near impossible to ignore how off-kilter the world feels.
Not when every single thing reminds Prussia of West, of what could have been, what should have been—
—some days, it’s hard to carry on.
But he pushes forward, because it’s a great fuck you to Him Above, he’s probably been destined for Hell since his first century, and Prussia owes as much to his brother, anyhow.
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In which Gilbert becomes Germany, yet stays Prussia in more ways than one.Series
- Part 1 of When the sky comes crashing down
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Vulnerability, mortality, culpability by Be_Weird_Have_Fun
Fandoms: Hetalia: Axis Powers, 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
24 Nov 2023
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Immortality is not invulnerability.
One does not live the lifespan of a fortunate nation without breaking at least once, and Prussia forgets, sometimes, that he is not as invincible as he likes to pretend to be.
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How Prussia resists, how Gilbert cracks, and how both of them shatter.
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(Set as a prologue to There Will Always Be a Dawn, but removed from the series due to storyline issues.)
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prewritten, updates semiweekly; all chapters up.)(Trigger warnings in notes and in tags. There are... a lot. Take care.)
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Athens’ unfinished work/ experimental things by Be_Weird_Have_Fun
Fandom Hetalia: Axis Powers, 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
10 Aug 2024
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just a place to dump all the fics where I didn’t think things out.
They aren’t all set in the same universes, and may not belong to the same fandoms, but they may be enjoyable nonetheless.
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- 14,345
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There will always be a dawn by Be_Weird_Have_Fun
Fandom Hetalia: Axis Powers, 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
31 Aug 2023
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SUMMARY:
Gilbert Beilschmidt is kidnapped, a drug is made, and Kudo Shinichi becomes Edogawa Conan on a dark, dark night.
Sorry, West. Seems like I won’t be coming back as promised.
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In which Prussia ends up being the sole reason why APTX4869 age-regresses certain people, and everyone is very, very confused about this ‘immortal’ held in the darkest dwellings of the Organisation.
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- Words:
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What is there to do, when you’re doomed to live past your time?
(Prussia’s guide to Not Fucking Up, when one’s brother ups and dies and leaves an entire country for a personification that is supposed to be dead.)
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- 20,125
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Mondays at Malta by thatskinnyguy
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), Agent 47/Hitman games
02 Apr 2015
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Written for Bodyswap 2015, MI6 agent 007 meets 47.
Bookmarked by Be_Weird_Have_Fun
12 Feb 2026
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Lin Chen didn't plan to travel to the past, but he used it to give Mei Changsu the years Lin Shu didn't have.
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- Part 17 of 3 Sentence Ficathon Fills (2023)
Bookmarked by Be_Weird_Have_Fun
11 Feb 2026
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This time, Liyang knows what is in the wine.
Bookmarked by Be_Weird_Have_Fun
11 Feb 2026
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Mei Changsu dies at the age of thirty-three on the fields of Meiling, as a military strategist for Commander General Meng Zhi of Da Liang who is leading the war against Da Yu.
He wakes up on the fields of Meiling, wearing battle armor that's over a decade old and surrounded by men who have long since died, killed in an unjust battle for a crime they didn't commit.
Bookmarked by Be_Weird_Have_Fun
11 Feb 2026
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Lin Chen watches him with patience Mei Changsu barely knows, lips pulled into an unhappy line but unmoving. Lin Chen's eyes - they're different. His hair is shorter and not quite as haphazardly cut. He's pulled it from his face. He looks tidy. He looks young.
He looks wrong.
In which Mei Changsu dies, lives, and chooses the other method.
Bookmarked by Be_Weird_Have_Fun
11 Feb 2026