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    "GREAT! Just great! As if this could GET any better!" Zanka bites out, seething. Of course he's stuck here, injured, in a damp, dirty cell, and of course he's stuck here with fucking Jabber of all people.

    Jabber whistles appreciatively, "Man, you're in a mood today. Wake up on the wrong side of the bed?" and cackles at his own joke. Zanka's gonna strangle him. He's gonna rip out those bars with his bare hands and use them to beat Jabber to death.

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    Zanka is taken by some people who want to study givers. Jabber is there too. This somehow makes everything both better and so much worse.

     

    Disclaimer: do NOT feed my work into generative AI or I will fucking GET you.

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    04 Nov 2025

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    La•cu•na (n)
    a blank space, a missing part

    “Zanka?” Enjin calls again, “You… you hit your head pretty hard.”

    “No shit, with this headache,” Zanka grumbles. He glances up at Zodyl, pulling a face, and carefully wiggles out of his hold, standing on his own two feet. He sways a bit, then says, “Who the hell are you people?”

    Interesting. Zodyl’s mind begins spinning, ideas and experiments spilling into his thoughts as Zanka assesses both them and the Cleaners with an unfamiliar gaze.

    “Kyouka,” he says then, “What… what’s going on?”

    On a joint mission with the Hellguard, Zanka takes a hit to the head. Zodyl sees an opportunity and takes it.

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    30 Oct 2025

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    “You’re hiding something from me,” Thronè declared one morning, slamming her hands down on the table.

    She watched as Temenos nearly choked on his iced lavender latte. “My, that’s a heavy accusation for 9:00 in the morning.”

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    26 Sep 2025

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    When the world asked for its prophesied three, they got a knight who's more skilled at dancing than swordplay, a prince with a crippling case of intrusive thoughts, and a merchant king without a single evil bone in his body. How will the timeline ever recover?

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    31 Jul 2025

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    mizizii_: we should have like a group therapy session where we all overcome our phobias through exposure

    Luka: in that case my phobia is hyuna sitting on my face

    mizi's chair: oh wow

    tillplaysguitar: wtf

    hyuna: aaand you’re blocked

    black_sorrow: That’s crazy

    black_sorrow: My phobia is Till spitting in my mouth

    tillplaysguitar: WTF?

    A glimpse into the modern lives of our cast. (Or, in which Luka invades a groupchat of underclassmen.)

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    23 Jul 2025