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Agent P(enis) by BakedPotato for dxstixl
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV), Phineas and Ferb
23 Mar 2021
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Y/N has been harboring a crush on Aaron Hotchner for months...but what happens when you throw Perry into the mix?
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Dan is immortal. Phil isn't. Dan tells himself not to get attached. Phil has no problem getting close to people. And Dan's long, long life tends to go every which way except the right one.
alternatively: 13k worth of sadness that literally no one asked for.
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A vivid flash of pink in his periphery derails his entire sentence. He turns to his left, following the pop of color.
A young man dressed in soft pink scrubs emerges from the corner, just barely dodging a nurse pushing a loaded cart into the spot he came from.
“Lost pup?” Dana whispers conspiratorially at Robby.
“Looks like it. Wonder what he’s doing down here.”
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AU where Dennis works upstairs in Pedes and this is him and Robby's first day meeting
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- Part 1 of pedes au hucklerobby
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17 Feb 2026
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Dennis looks up through his lashes, voice hoarse as he says, “I saw you and Abbot.”
“Uh huh?”
“Fucking. On the roof.”
Dennis swallows thickly as Robby steps forward, reaching down to tilt Dennis’s head up by his chin. He runs his thumb along Dennis’s jaw, keeping his hand there as he asks, “And you were getting off on it.”
Dennis blushes even harder than he already was, his face a nice shade of crimson. “I–”
“Don’t lie to me.”
Dennis sees something he shouldn't, and is justly punished -- or rewarded.
Kinktober catch up - days 4 - 11
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- Part 4 of Hucklerobby Kinktober 2025
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07 Feb 2026
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Jack’s voice cuts through his daydreaming. “Y’know, I always say you’ve never really listened to a band unless you’ve seen them live—” A buzz as his pager goes off. “Shit—gotta go.” He points at Trinity, addressing her as he says, “Stay away from sharp objects, the only time I wanna see you in here is when you’re being paid for it.” As he exits the room, he brushes a hand gently on Dennis’s shoulder, over the soft fabric of Robby’s shirt. “See you around, kid.”
The door shuts softly behind him and Trinity and Dennis both immediately start talking:
“Dr. Abbot’s kind of more of a dick than I thought he was—”
“Do you think it’s fucked up if I think my boyfriend’s best friend is hot—”
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03 Feb 2026
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He takes his time changing. Slow, steady, his hands are calming down. Doesn’t feel as much like he’ll shake apart at the seams, like the sutures lines of his skull aren’t about to disconnect. He thinks it might be some sort of shock, because he knows it is unethical, the way Dr. Robby (Dr. Abbot), treats him, and he thinks that something is going to get worse in that car, on that ride, but he can’t say anything. It’d be at least moderately hypocritical, because it isn’t like he’s entirely uninterested, and it’s not like he’s said anything, or asked him to stop, and there’s the large factor of them being in charge of him. Dennis’ word versus theirs.
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- Part 2 of homoerotic pitpilled
- Part 1 of i hate this tune
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31 Jan 2026
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The truth of the matter is that Dennis isn't a sweet boy or a good guy. He's got a good heart, sure, and the world still hasn't stripped him of the kind of naivety you only maintain if you still believe in God. But no, he's not friendly (there's a reason why he and Santos are so close), and the only time he's sweet is if someone slaps him hard enough to make him dizzy.
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26 Jan 2026