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Despite Everything, It's Still You by Badendchan
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Fire Emblem Series
31 Oct 2024
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By any reasonable metric, the Agarthan assassin Kronya – Crypteia-caste, Batch LXVI, extracted ‘31 by the meanest breeders in the Knossos Unit – should be having the time of her life right now.
The Garreg Mach infiltration went off without a hitch, this ‘Monica’ identity’s a cakewalk, and she gets to bully Thales’ little puppet princess all she likes these next few moons, ‘til the brat finally kicks off the topside war against the Nabateans. She’s at the top of her game, running circles around these surface-dwelling beasts, things're going great!
...so then, why can’t Kronya shed this gnawing feeling that something's about to go utterly, catastrophically wrong?
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You know why. And it's almost time.》(tl;dr—A mildly macabre morsel of Monigard love for the Halloween season & queers who know true devotion never dies. Updates Every Other Week.)
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Boys Will Be Boys* [Citation Needed] by Badendchan
Fandoms: Fire Emblem Series, Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
23 Aug 2024
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That’s what they say, isn’t it? All boys, plucked from the box and arrayed upon the game board as boys, will only ever be boys – even those who don’t quite 'boy' correctly – and so it is, and always shall be, such is the Goddess’ mandate for the natural world, et cetera, et cetera, praise Sothis.
Since childhood, one young man has been plagued with unseemly doubts about his place on the proverbial board; traitorous thoughts like hardy seeds buried deep in the unwelcoming Faerghan soil, waiting for a rare season to blossom at last. The self-destructive, self-loathing playboy, Sylvain Gautier, has no place in the brave new world Edelgard has envisioned... But Sylvia just might.
(tl;dr - The egg-cracking and self-substantiation of Transfem!Sylvain across Crimson Flower, for #FETransWeek)
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Curiosity Kindled the Cat (A Selfless Feline, Burning Black) by Badendchan
Fandoms: RWBY
13 Jul 2023
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“I cannot deny your actions… complicated plans already in motion for quite some time, Miss Belladonna," explains Ozpin, "yet I acknowledge you’ve risked your safety to bring me, hardly more than a stranger, information which could save thousands of lives the world over. Why I hesitate to put forth this proposal is not merely its confidentiality, but its enormity. Those I entrust with this duty rarely lead long, peaceful lives, nor pass away in their sleep, at a ripe old age, free of regret."
"Mm-hmm." Blake tips her chair back at an angle, takes a deep breath. “So, what’s my mission?”
(tl;dr Blake eavesdrops on Cinder's first rendezvous with Adam, can't leave well enough alone, bungles straight into Ozpin's business, and onto the path to Maidenhood.)
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“Where are the others?! Yang, Blake— Weiss was right next to me!”
“The three of them must’ve had something bigger to work out.”Designated wingwoman Weiss Schnee has long-since suffered the thickness of her teammates' skulls, oblivious to their love for one another. Under normal circumstances, Weiss might thank the bizarre, psychic, semi-sentient realm that is the Ever After for giving those two a push to sort things out... Yet the long-smothered feelings in her own heart cannot escape its notice, and perhaps the intruder in the garden might find she's been welcome all along.
(Or: Bridge Scene, Plus One)
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Palliative (Or: 'That One Quote From Euripides Everyone Knows') by Badendchan
Fandoms: Fire Emblem Musou: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes, Fire Emblem Series
07 Feb 2023
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In the midst of grueling war across Fódlan, even a minute's peace is a priceless resource. One could even argue that a valiant leader regularly spending such moments recuperating in a loved one's care might, at times, be all that holds an army together!
(...But even if it wasn't, Monica would insist her Lady do so, regardless.)
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'What Are THEY So Happy About?' -- A Happy Huntresses Anthology by Badendchan
Fandom RWBY
22 May 2022
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They're lesbians, Harold. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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This is a series following the emotional growth that Bonnibel and Marceline go through from their first interaction in What Was Missing? all the way to post series. Read about them falling in love all over again <3
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Bookmarked by Badendchan
15 Feb 2026
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Who died and made you king? (and other timely jokes presented by Gideon Nav) by blatant_sock_account
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
04 Sep 2022
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"It'll be fine," Gideon assured her. "You’ve gotten yourself out of worse, with less. At this point I’m pretty sure you’ll live through anything just out of spite."
Harrow scoffed. "I’m hardly worried about that, Nav." And then, in true Harrowhark Nonagesimus fashion, she said something terrible. "If anything should happen to me, and you’re still able to—"
"Eat it," Gideon interrupted. "And stop making plans about what I’ll do if you die. I’m not going anywhere without you."
"But you—"
"Like hell." Gideon had gotten so, so fucking tired of these infinite, deadly hypotheticals. "If you go, I will face God and backwards swan dive into the River. I will drag you out kicking and screaming. You’re stuck with me now, bitch."
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13 Feb 2026
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The Meeting of Roses and Orchids by homoerotic_heart_surgery
Fandoms: Fear & Hunger (Video Games)
08 Feb 2026
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This girl looks like she hasn't had any sleep in a week, O'saa thinks.
Samarie does not raise her gaze, but she thinks back you're the one who was stumbling around like a madman in the church earlier. I could have cast Hurting at least twice before you turned around and found me.
[O'saa meets Samarie.]
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11 Feb 2026
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vat toolin t'rigator wishin t'breerah nagabreesee nagabree by Beacon515L
Fandoms: Myst Series (Video Games)
30 Aug 2024
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The Stranger never appears. Atrus remains trapped on K'veer.
This makes a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.
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01 Feb 2026
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Confluence by SylverStorms
Fandoms: Vampire: The Masquerade, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines (Video Game)
09 Sep 2022
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They had nothing in common. No mutual ground to tread upon. Therese was a businesswoman in the world of darkness; successful, ruthlessly elegant, immaculately poised. Jeanette was an uncontrollable troublemaker, a wild card, a promiscuous tease. What one wished to build the other was far more likely to seek to destroy. Since the moment of their Embrace, they had never wanted the same thing.
Until they both started developing feelings for the fledgling Kindred in town.
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30 Jan 2026