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Saltine eloping woes by BACHIKO
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
17 Feb 2026
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Bilbo Baggins inherited Bag End very young, after his parents death. His pompous cousin Lobelia has searched for 30 years for a way to keep that big smial hers, and finally when Bilbo is already 51 she finds through some legal hoops a way in wich if Bilbo doesn't marry he'll have to give up the last shred of his family's memories. Meanwhile,Thorin Oakenshield must find the key to regain his nomadic people's land back, even if he must embark on the sea and dirty his hands to become the most ruthless pirate any Valar has seen.
How will their stories interwine? and how will they navigate what both of them thought they were too old to experience once more at their age. With a little drunkness, a little stubborness, a little kindapping attempt and a lot of ocean's salty air we'll have to see!