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  1. Public Bookmark 98

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    It’s bad in every way a restaurant can possibly be bad, but mostly because the kitchen cannot cook decent food. Any meal at this hermetic, self-regarding restaurant brings a protracted march of bland, tepid dishes.

     

     

     

    This restaurant is soulless, overpriced, and (curiously!) still manages to be packed. Perhaps its diners are masochists. Or perhaps London has finally embraced nihilism, culinary or otherwise.

    Percy Weasley is London’s most feared food critic. One poor review from him can make or break a young chef's career. He’s known for his razor-sharp palate, brutal honesty, and the fact that he’s never once in eight years given a single five-star review. People say he hates food. He doesn't. He just hates bad food.

    All Oliver Wood wanted to do was play professional football. But after a career-ending injury, he pours his energy into cooking. His soft-opening for his passion project restaurant The Pitch is off to a quiet start. That is, until a striking redhead walks in and agrees to be the first customer to try his food.
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    Or Food Critic Percy Weasley meets Former Professional Athlete turned Chef Oliver Wood

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    19 Nov 2025

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    Love iiiitt !
    27/30

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    There's nothing quite like waking up to your mother texting you a picture of your soulmate's abs.

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    02 Nov 2024

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    💯/💯
    Best Perciver ever

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    Today was the day.

    There was nothing particularly special or different about the day he chose. Nothing had happened to make him say, yep, this is the day I’m gonna kill myself. He just woke up a couple days ago and decided he couldn’t take it anymore.

    Percy Weasley tries to kill himself. The fallout.

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    17 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    9/?

  4. Public Bookmark 34

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    Izuku had finally told the world about them, something Katsuki had only ever dreamed of in silence, for years.

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    Actor! Izuku x Nonshowbiz wife! Katsuki trope!!!

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    17 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    What if.. Midoriya Izuku became an actor in musicals? Not because he ‘gave up’ on being a hero, but because the theater became his hero?

    I don't really know what else to make this summary out of, a lot is just in the tags

    Title from "Beautiful" from Heathers: The Musical

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    17 Feb 2026