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    Finally, Aziraphale spoke. “You mean to say— you got us married?”

    “Just as a precaution, I never really thought I’d end up discorporated again, it’d been ages, you just don’t get stampedes or assassinations like you used to —”

    “You got us married, and you didn’t tell me?”

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    Crowley gets inconveniently discorporated. And it’s not like it’s ever been easy to get a new body, but this time around, things really aren’t looking good. His new innuendo-obsessed lust-demon of a coworker honestly isn’t helping things.

    Meanwhile, Aziraphale has a dead body to contend with, and an occult mortician & his very normal daughter to fend off. What lengths will he go to in order to get Crowley back to Earth?

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    There is very little humour in Prussia’s face, and a lot of ice in his eyes despite the smirk he’s sporting. He drops Arthur’s leg without much care. Arthur feels the dull impact reverberate up his knee and hip. His toe twitches as the heel of his sock starts soaking up the moisture from the ground.

    “I pulled you off a wagon.” Gilbert shares, unprompted. “You’re welcome.”

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    A quiet interlude between nations on opposite sides of the war.

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    The first time Crowley sets foot in the bookshop he freezes on the doorsteps, looks around with wide eyes, and immediately just knows. This is not long after the French revolution business, and while it’s been quite some centuries since he fell, he still remembers this. There is no way he would mistake this.

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    or the nesting fic someone suggested on tumblr (kinda)

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    Visitors to the monastery are rare. Visitors for Aziraphale are doubly so. It's not quite a surprise that the 'visiting knight' is Crowley, but that Crowley brought a gift with him is a shock - especially as the gift is, of all things, a Bible.

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    29 Apr 2020

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    Crowley confesses early, and Crowley confesses often. Aziraphale never knows quite what to say.

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    10 Apr 2020