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Draco Malfoy and the Case of the Curious Feline by venus_in_aries for Avocadotoasterstrudel
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Feb 2026
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With rumours of an impending marriage law making the rounds in Wizarding Britain, Hermione Granger takes it upon herself to announce a competition to win her heart, in hopes of securing a match on her own before the Ministry mandates one for her. News breaks in The Daily Prophet that the wizard who can catch her cat, whose collar holds a key to her flat, will be the one who also wins her heart.
Meanwhile, Draco Malfoy has become a virtual shut-in, living alone in Malfoy Manor. He, like everyone else, learns of the competition, but has no intention of winning it himself.
It seems to be by pure coincidence that he ends up befriending Granger's cat out of crippling loneliness. When he moves into her building at the behest of their mutual best friend, Theo Nott, who is also a resident, he finds himself having a front row seat to the competition.
Of course, he and everyone else have no idea that her cat is no ordinary cat. The cat, or "Duchess" as Draco finds himself calling her, is actually Hermione herself in her animagus form.
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14 Feb 2026
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Draco had a complicated relationship with sex. It wasn’t something he generally talked about but he thought about it a lot. Draco thought about sex during most of his idle time, truth be told, but he didn’t engage in it. He didn’t want to have sex. But he fucking loved watching it.
Masked camgirl Hermione unknowingly gives her co-worker the sexual empowerment he's craved.
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- Part 1 of To Being Different
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13 Feb 2026
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“Reparations?”
“I believe that is what they’re called.”
”You want to marry me, so you can give me reparations?”Alternatively: a Draco Malfoy seeking redemption arrives, armed with tax law and ancient curses, and convinces Hermione Granger to marry him. What could possibly go wrong?
A Dramione take on the billionaire romance genre. It’s recession era, baby!
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01 Feb 2026
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First, he stretches. Then, he exercises. He eats breakfast, and watches the street he lives on come to life -- the old man and his corgi, the baristas at the coffee shop, the woman who jogs, the daughter and father, and the Indian grocer all making their appearance. Then, he showers, shaves, dresses, and heads to his job as an Auror, where he has been on desk duty ever since he was pulled from the field because of The Incident.
Draco lives his life by his Ministry mandated Mind Healer routines, and he is trying to get back to being Potter's left-hand man, but the cannonball to his careful regimen comes in the form of a very cranky Hermione Granger.
Banter, fluff, eventual smut, an ensemble cast of friends and family and weddings and babies. Told in mostly Draco's POV, but the occasional random one, because who says Draco is the most reliable of narrators?
It’s a character-driven slow burn.
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- Part 1 of The Hum Hallelujah Universe
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28 Oct 2025
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Draco convinces Hermione to play spin the bottle, but Hermione soon realizes that she doesn't want anyone to kiss him except for herself.
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12 Oct 2025