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Alastor is hurt. Lucifer is hurt. Alastor goes unnoticed. Lucifer is noticed by Alastor.
In an act that surely won’t inspire a deeper understanding of one another, Alastor offers to carry Lucifer home. For a price.
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31 Jan 2026
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Moths to Flames, and Other Hellish Afflictions by Budinca
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
11 Feb 2026
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He was flesh and bone, and Alastor never remembered that until Lucifer — touched him. Pushed his hand away, brushed their shoulders together, nudged his side before making some ridiculous joke. Every time, the realisation came anew, and refused to stick.
In which Alastor begrudgingly explores his relationship with touch, intimacy (in all its forms), and Lucifer (also in all his forms).
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30 Jan 2026
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Alastor needs higher status; Lucifer needs protection. It’s a match made in Hell, as any demon would say. Alastor executes anyone who threatens Lucifer. Surely that means they’re dating . . . right?
Follow Alastor and Lucifer into a realm of politics, blood, and hatred. It’s not pretty, but welcome to their Hell.
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26 Jan 2026
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Barely a week and a half after Alastor’s contract is re-written, Charlie falls ill. Naturally, of course, she chooses the one day her father is out of the Pride Ring on business to grow sickly, and makes it Alastor’s problem.
Tending to Charlie while she is ill should not be a complicated endeavor, even so. And yet, it gives Alastor an uncomfortable amount of time to contemplate the nature of their relationship after The Beginning. As bonded survivors of the Nothing. As soul owner and owned soul. As family and friends. And, most frightening of all, as a parent and child.
His afterlife used to be so simple. How has it grown so complicated?
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- Part 2 of Knowledge, Nuanced
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25 Jan 2026
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“You look like shit.”
A red gaze sweeps Lucifer from head to hoof and back again, followed by a well-sculpted eyebrow rising pointedly.
“Yes, yes,” Lucifer says from very much not the high ground. “Pot. Kettle. I’m aware. Why do you look like shit?”
Red places his free hand on his chest, fingers spread in gentlemanly offense. “I’m merely winded from all the effort I put into saving the Pentagram from your folly.”
Uh huh. No doubt Red’s a real hero. But first, a point of clarification. “My folly?”
“When you walked straight into the most obvious ambush of all time and were used as the unwitting power source for a doomsday device that nearly killed us all.” Black-tipped ears perk forward. “Ring any bells?”
Oh, fuck him. Also, no, not really. “Well, excuse me for underestimating what you sinners are capable of. None of you have ever managed to hurt me before in all the millennia you’ve tried. I’m not used to ambushes meaning anything.”
“Hence, folly.” Red tilts his head to the side at an inhuman angle, canned laughter swelling in the background. “You’re so good at it!”
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23 Jan 2026
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In one glorious half-hour, Alastor has broken or completed three contracts, freed himself from two separate forms of bondage, and enjoyed a rousing jaunt through nearly half the Pentagram. Incidentally, he may also have shattered Vox’s psyche and his heart. But you know what they say about making omelettes; that was a price he was prepared to pay.
He is less prepared to be personally tasked with unscrambling the eggs.
(A post-canon fix-it following the S2 finale and the events of They Could Have Been Worse.)
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- Part 9 of They Could Have Been Worse
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19 Jan 2026
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The Claret Doe by Uacire_Elula01
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) RPF
19 Jan 2026
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After making a bargain with Eve to become the strongest sinner in Hell, Alastor loses more than he ever intended. Alastor disappears for seven years.
Cursed into a Siren form and stripped of most of his power, he vanishes, reappearing years later under a new name: Allison, the Claret Doe, a speakeasy performer whose voice draws souls like blood to water. The curse was never his choice, and the desire it creates is not his own.
When Vox stumbles into the speakeasy that feels frozen in the 1920s, and recognizes something impossible in her song, obsession ignites, slow, dangerous, and mutual in all the wrong ways.
Alastor turns into a girl and this is a pre-season 2 au.
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19 Jan 2026
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He knows he’s being irrational. Maybe he’s having some sort of breakdown. It’s just that it was good last night, finally, after all these weeks. He’s been so frustrated. And now after finding a bit of release, it’s as if the frustration is welling back in exactly the same as before, like blood in a gouged out wound. You can rinse the blood away, but more will rise up before you can secure a bandage. And right now, Alastor needs a bandage.
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- Part 2 of Folie à deux
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14 Jan 2026
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I Blame Myself (But It's A Little Too Easy To Blame You) by just_celestial_bodies
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
04 Jan 2026
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How could they pretend he was never there to begin with?
When Alastor goes missing after the battle, Lucifer goes looking for him. They argue and Lucifer leaves Alastor for dead. Now, he's struggling with the guilt of having his daughter's friend's blood on his hands.
Alastor is fine, really. Sometimes a mysterious figure comes and hurts him, but it's for his own good. He failed, and now he's reaping the consequences. It could be worse. He could be dead.
Charlie just wants to see her hotelier again. He was like a parental figure to her, and she's trying to move on, really, but why did he have to die and not her? She can't understand.
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Lucifer looks for Alastor post-battle after Charlie let it slip that she made a deal with Alastor. He strips him of his powers and leaves Alastor there to die, and everyone assumes he's dead. Alastor is being held hostage by his soul owner for his failure, and believes that it's his fault he's being help captive. Charlie deals with survival guilt and grieving yet another person she considers family.
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04 Jan 2026
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Despite what Alastor just said about wanting to observe, he immediately looks off to the side and keeps his eyes on the floor until Vox pointedly slams the detached piece onto the nearest empty shelf. It rolls a few inches away from him.
“There. It’s off. Happy?”
Alastor refocuses, first on Vox’s glowering face and then lower down. And just for a second, the mask slips. His smile remains in place, but a soft breath escapes. He takes a tentative step closer.
“That,” Alastor says, in a very different tone than before. “Could your surgeons construct something similar to that on a flesh-and-blood body?”
“That being… nothing.”
“Precisely.” For the first time tonight, Vox hears a hungry, covetous edge to his voice. “Nothing at all.”Vox has attained a bodily state Alastor thought unrealizable. The humbling ordeal of asking for and then receiving the same will ultimately sand down both their rough edges—at least in relation to one another. (Post–season 2 fic)
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02 Jan 2026
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Adam's blow kills Alastor, who wakes back in the hell of 1933. With his powers still bound by his deal, Alastor sets out to regain them - only to end up becoming the new nanny for Princess Charlotte.
That's alright though. Doing things the same way as before would be boring, after all!Series
- Part 1 of Haven't Been the Same Since I Expired
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29 Dec 2025
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“Now now, Charlotte, I do want to hear out what they have for stipulations. Surely you didn’t come to me with such weak words. Let me see what you have so far, in writing, if you would. I’m not Vox. I’ll be making my deals with my fellow Overlords in writing, thank you.”
Velvette rolled her eyes, but with a wave of her hand and a flash of purple magic, a contract was put in front of him. All the inhabitants of the hotel, thoughtless of his personal space, crowded around to read over his shoulder.
He felt his eye twitch as he quoted aloud, “Must act with sexual enthusiasm for a total of seventy-two hours, all of which will be filmed unhindered by magical interference, and, as the VeeTech sees fit, may be distributed as pornographic materials. I assume that this is the moth’s disgusting work?”
She raised an eyebrow. “Both of them, actually. I believe Vox wants to immortalize this moment. He seems to think you’ll say no anyway. I think what we are offering is more than fair, especially to get back Angel Dust.”
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No one knows this, but Alastor was willing to sleep his way to the top in life. Really, he and Angel Dust weren't all THAT different.
Feat: Al and Vox fucking, Al and Angel bondingSeries
- Part 1 of Sex Work is Real Work!
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22 Dec 2025
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Alastor shows up in Lucifer’s room rigid with pride and radio-static nerves after an encounter he won’t name. Lucifer offers patience, not pity—gentle hands, clear asks, and the kind of welcome touch that rewrites the body. Boundaries are kept, trust is earned, and by morning “untouchable” doesn’t feel quite so lonely.
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19 Dec 2025
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Alastor has spent many years in Hell separated from his soul, but now after the events of season 2 he's finally whole again. As it turns out however, his freedom isn't as easy as expected, and now that his soul is reconnected with his body, it doesn't like the person they've become.
Now that the radio demon, who hates accepting help from others, has fallen ill, the hotel has to figure out what to do.Bookmarked by AvidTableLicker
16 Dec 2025
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In the second week of Alastor’s imprisonment—or, what is more truthfully turning out to be ‘Alastor’s series of dubiously consensual playdates with the Vees,’ for all that Vox doesn’t seem to understand the first thing about having a captive—Vox agrees to shove his little teammates out of the spotlight, parades himself out on stage with the benefit of their costume design and back-up dancers, and proceeds to singlehandedly win the most hilarious game of chicken that Alastor has ever seen.
Positive reinforcement may be warranted. But Alastor has never excelled at delivering that consistently.
(In which Alastor gives Vox a little treat for publicly humiliating Lucifer, followed by several tricks for leaving him alone at home with Valentino. Set between the last few minutes of season 2 episode 5 and first few minutes of season 2 episode 6.)
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- Part 1 of They Could Have Been Worse
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16 Dec 2025
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It's not a problem. It really isn't. A mere predicament, like one would expect as the bare minimum of a place like hell.
But there's an offensive sliver of space between them that Lucifer seems to keep, when they're not doing things that don't explicitly require touching, and he really doesn't know why. Alastor thinks he might die or go mad if he doesn't learn why and learn it soon. And maybe, just maybe, he'd like that space between them to be completely erased while they are at it.
Not that he would say any of this out loud. Ever. And so he suffers.
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- Part 1 of Love Languages- A RadioApple Collection
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08 Dec 2025
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Angel Dust finally discovers why Alastor lives off of rotten carcasses and human flesh, and the reason is far more vulnerable than he was expecting.
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05 Dec 2025
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(I was watching the 6th episode of season 2, and this popped into my brain. Is this really my first fic? yep. I'll have deal with it.)
Vox already had his hands on Alastor due to a suspiciously low stakes deal, but no matter to that he supposed. Now, he's devised the perfect trap for the king of hell himself! And when the notorious fallen angel comes-a-knockin, he won't know what hit him...except maybe a large window.
Alastor has a sneaking suspicion this plan wouldn't quite turn out the way Vox had hoped, but in his captivity, he at least looks forward to something ACTUALLY entertaining.
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Lucifer is unexpectedly thrown into hell's worst buddy comedy, and he's unfortunately tied to his seat.
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29 Nov 2025
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Alastor makes it a grand total of thirteen days before collapsing in the lobby. It’s an abjectly humiliating experience for the split-second he’s cognizant of what’s happening before everything goes utterly black.
In which Alastor returns to the hotel and an olive branch is offered over coffee. It’s all very unexceptional.
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25 Nov 2025
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Ruby eyes burrow into his cheeks, suddenly heat sinks for the alcohol burning away in his veins and the latent humiliation of his rumpled shirt collar and open slacks. Alastor is hyper aware of the way his hair is sticking to his face, to the way his fur is standing on end and he does not know if its fear, or if this is what arousal is supposed to feel like- all of the little pieces of him reaching for Lucifer like starlight to a black hole.
“I want to fuck you.”
He doesn’t like the way those words taste in his mouth. They don’t belong to him, and anyways, they don’t feel big enough to contain what he means- that he wants to split Lucifer open and reach his claws inside to find the ticking mechanism of his heart.
“....What do you really want?”
TLDR; Post season 2 angst and comfort
NOW with beautiful art by the incredible Romanaxe <3
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24 Nov 2025