Autistically_Honest



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    “Apparently they’ve been fucking since their rookie year!” The ghost was a persistent fucker if nothing else. Then the words processed and Quinn’s brain bluescreened at the knowledge that the sport's biggest rivalry was apparently just foreplay and stumbled over Mitty’s skates, bonking his head on the back of his locker cubicle.
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    What if Quinn and his ghosts existed in the Heated Rivalry universe? What if they were there when Shane got hit by Marleau?

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    “This is Ilya. Ilya Rez-Ruz…”
    “Rozanov”, The boy said. Shane was surprised by the strange accent and deep voice of a boy his age.
    “Yes. Ilya Rozanov. He is your age, and he comes all the way from Russia. He doesn’t really know a lot of English, so Cooper and I have thought that it would be very helpful for both of you to be together. You can help him with the language, and, believe me, he can teach you a lot from hockey. He’s European; they do things differently there. Yes?”

    or; Shane and Ilya go to the same hockey summer camp every year. How much can their relationship change during those 5 years?

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    Dennis just wanted to escape a boring medical conference. Instead, he ran straight into a charming doctor. Literally. One night of laughter and flirting turns into something neither of them expected.

    Some nights are meant to be temporary. This one isn't.

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    Ilya pulled back, gasping. His lower face was glistening wet in the dim light. He stared at the pulsing source between Shane’s legs with utter rapture.

    “You squirt,” he breathed, awestruck. “I did not even finger you yet, and you squirt for me.” He gave a breathless, giddy laugh.

    (or, Shane gets cursed with a pussy)

    Tag to be covered: Shane Hollander Has a Vagina

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    @ESPN: Breaking: Ilya Rozanov has been traded to the Ottawa Centaurs.

    @hollanovtruther: who wants to bet Shane Hollander is to blame?

    Or how a high-profile trade sparks one of the greatest conspiracies in hockey history... that just so happens to be true.

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