Athren



Recent bookmarks

  1. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    It all started with a single sentence from the King of Hell himself; "Make a deal with me."

    To protect Charlie, Lucifer knew he needed to stop acting like the King of Hell and actually be it. Though several thousand years out of the social network tends to make someone rather inept at even the most casual of conversations. If there is one thing the Radio Demon is good at, it's manipulating and reading people. Lucifer figured he could probably use that.

    What's one deal? They're not betting souls here.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    275,001
    Chapters:
    33/33
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    693
    Kudos:
    2,850
    Bookmarks:
    761
    Hits:
    97,571

    15 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 17

    Tags
    Summary

    Sera has a problem. In 1933, a solution presents itself.

    Whether he is actually a solution remains to be seen.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,622
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    545

    08 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Tags:
  3. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    Alastor has always been an opportunist. When a good opportunity falls into his lap like a red apple fell onto Sir Isaac Newton's head, he'll take it and use it to his best benefit. But the thing Alastor finds a little bit pathetic about himself is that, unfortunately, he IS also an Altruist. Besides, sometimes replanting that apple, making it grow and thrive, could bring him more benefits than gorging on it the second he gets it.

    Written after s2e5 and s2s6 aired! So spoilers up to then, but not for future episodes!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    69,725
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    482
    Kudos:
    2,634
    Bookmarks:
    767
    Hits:
    45,326

    04 Feb 2026

  4. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    His connection to the Heavenly Choir was yet another thing Lucifer had lost in his Fall.

    And yet, every year around Sinsmas, no matter how much it hurts, he plays his part of the Song anyway. Maybe one year they will realise that he is still there, still hears the melody of the universe itself. Maybe they will play with him again. They won't. Stop deluding yourself.

    Hearing the incomplete Song fills Alastor with so much wrath, he decides it is high time someone forces some angelic hands. Good thing audio broadcasts are his speciality.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,916
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    147
    Kudos:
    1,028
    Bookmarks:
    205
    Hits:
    9,536

    02 Feb 2026

  5. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    “I think you’re willing to make a deal now, would I be correct?”

    The sinner nodded his head frantically.

    “Lovely. The terms are thus: you are going to give me your pathetic soul, and go out and—” Alastor chuckled. This was absolutely hilarious. He owed his darling Rosie for this later. “—spread the good word of our Lord and savior Lucifer. Be respectful of our King in all ways. Oh, and perhaps a public apology wouldn’t be too out of place. Of course, remember, if I find that you aren’t wholeheartedly abiding by the true intention of our deal, I’ll bring you right back here and give that smile of yours a little extra work-over. So, do we have a deal?”


    My play on a more realistic version of how an 'Executioner Alastor' could come to be.

    Feat: No deals between him and Lucifer, torturing of wayward sinners, a cursed duck child, a mounted TV, and attempts to make everything that Lucifer relies on center around him until he is so indispensable that Lucifer can't do anything to get rid of him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,713
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    385
    Kudos:
    903
    Bookmarks:
    230
    Hits:
    17,256

    01 Feb 2026