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    With a flourish, Fred unveils the curtain. "And there it is, our miracle: the love chamber!"

    Despite being struck by awe, Harry takes a moment to say, "Please tell me you don't really call it that."

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  2. Public Bookmark 78

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    “I’m in love with Romilda Vane,” Harry tells him, as he does most things. There’s a steadfast instinct within Harry that says telling Sirius his woes will always help, built on year after year of Sirius never proving him wrong. Even if Sirius can’t help, he can at least sympathize with Harry. “And it doesn’t make any sense!”

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    “Director Graves,” Harry said slowly, testing the words out, “is a dick.”

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  4. Public Bookmark 45

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    James loves Harry — he’s the best of both him and Lily — but holy shit are his eyes creepy.

    or: me acting on a headcanon where harry just stares at people with his bright green eyes and freaks people out. including fluff

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    It's summer, 1996, and Harry is angry.

    He lets go of his anger, though! At the same moment the last of the Dursleys falls dead to the ground.

    "Dobby is free," he giggles.

    The aftermath proves more interesting than anyone could have expected.

    (Things escalate quickly, from there.)

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    04 Sep 2025

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