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    Dick, Jason, Tim and Damian are all tired of watching Bruce struggle with the stress of trying to handle the newly formed Justice League. He needs an outlet, he needs to relax, he needs to get out of the house, he needs... he needs to start dating. And what he doesn't know won't hurt him, right?

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    “Excuse me, I don’t know who you think I am, but I think there’s been a mistake.”
    “Bruce, right?” the guy says, albeit less confidently this time. He looks slightly concerned and if Bruce is not mistaken… a tad embarrassed. “Bruce Wayne? You look just like your pictures.”
    “My pictures?” Something finally clicks in Bruce’s mind, and he takes a small step back and plasters a smile on his face as to not rouse suspicion. Stalker. “Ah, of course, I’m sorry but I’m late for an appointment.”

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    11 Feb 2026

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    Tim wakes up inexplicably in his two-year-old body. Which: odd. But just think, how many people would kill to have an opportunity to redo their life! And Tim has so much he wants to change, so much he wants. He wants to feel important to Bruce. He wants to be Dick's favorite. He wants Jason (his childhood hero) to think he's cool. He wants Damian to need him. And really, is it manipulation if his family benefits from it?

    Or: He was halfway through the second trash can, when a startled “Good lord” caught him off guard. Tim glanced up, the rhythmic sucking of his pacifier coming to a still at the sight of a black Rolls Royce idling at the side road that lead to Wayne Manor. Alfred was staring at him from the over the car top, aghast. “Master Bruce, it’s not a raccoon.”

    From the back seat, Bruce Wayne stared at him. Tim stared back.

    Or: Tim is side tracked by his actual childish needs and wants, gets a whole bunch of his nannies fired, terrorizes his parents with a series of petty revenges, is an honest employer of one (1) newly minted murderer for hire, endears himself to – and thoroughly weirds out – the Waynes, and is generally just a petty, manipulative, vindictive, smol boy.

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    02 Feb 2026

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    Senior padawan Obi-Wan Kenobi’s best friend, Ahsoka, pisses him off. After a few too many drinks, he decides that the perfect way to get revenge is to sleep with her master.

    A sober, hungover Obi-Wan is horrified to remember the plan, and even more horrified to find that Quinlan, perhaps-a-bit-too-eager partner in crime, has no intentions of letting him back out of Operation: Seduce Anakin Skywalker, a foolhardy yet foolproof plan.

    Emphasis, of course, on fool.

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    16 Jan 2026

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    Alpha Anakin Skywalker is sent by his master Darth Sidious to assassinate rising criminal mob boss, Obi-Wan Kenobi. Only Obi-Wan Kenobi doesn't plan to die anytime soon, and after seeing Skywalker's immense power in action, he's willing to do anything to sway Anakin over to his side. And into his bed.

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    call me a one-hit wonder, this is basically Pretty Bird and the Mob Boss in space, with alpha/beta/omega dynamics, + the Force)

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    15 Jan 2026

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    Twenty-two-year-old undergrad Anakin Skywalker likes engineering, skateboarding, DnD, video games, and Obi-Wan Kenobi. Not in that order.

    Forty-one-year-old lit professor Obi-Wan Kenobi attends one party and somehow ends up with four undergrads taking up residence in his living room every month, eating his food and playing with his dog. He also ends up with Anakin in his bed…quite a bit more often than that. He finds he doesn’t mind.

    (Obi-Wan and Anakin make no sense as a couple. They make it work anyway.)

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    15 Jan 2026