Aphrobiteme



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    “Just got the word from the officials, Metros are shutting Miitka down for the night," LeClaire says almost dispassionately. “Third period we’re up against,” LeClaire consults his clipboard, “Shane Hollander. Drafted 2009, current starter for the Laval Maples, posts a .905 save percentage.”

    Ilya stays where he is, rolling the name around in his head once, without much interest.

    Hollander.

    Doesn’t ring a bell.


    Inspired by that one twitter post, what if Shane was a goalie?

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    10 Feb 2026

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    When the unsentimental financial imperative of the NHL sees Shane traded to the Boston Raiders, he and Ilya are thrown into closer extended proximity than ever before. As they adjust to life as teammates, they are forced to contend with the nature of their relationship -and must answer for themselves: is it even a relationship at all?
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    Sliding down the wall, Shane hunched over his untied sneakers, shoved on hastily when Coach had called him in for a meeting after morning skate.

    “Boston wanted you specifically. I’ve already spoken to their GM. You’re flying this evening or tomorrow morning: I’ll confirm once the paperwork clears.”

    “Mom,” Shane managed.

    “Oh sweetie. I know, okay. Those fuckers, how dare they do this! Two fucking cups! Now all of a sudden they decide they want a reset and you’re going to fund it.”

    Shane put his head between his knees and tried to breathe. God, Boston. They hated him there; it was so far away; he was fucking their captain.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    “You shouldn’t have provoked him.”

    “I can handle myself in a fight, Hollander,” Ilya bites back.

    Then Hollander breaks, showing Ilya something other than the veneer of cool professionalism that, until now, Hollander has worn like armor.

    “I don’t want to watch you get hurt!” he says, voice cracking with anger. “Do you not get that?”
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    Breakout pop star Ilya Rozanov is all that anyone can talk about. His music is phenomenal, he’s devilishly handsome, and he’s great with the ladies. Which means he frequently gets himself into trouble, until the stone-faced, no-nonsense Shane Hollander starts working as Ilya’s babysitter bodyguard.

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    03 Feb 2026

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    It had been a very weird day, but Shane wasn’t going to jerk off about it a second time.

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    03 Feb 2026

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    Every Boston Raider knows that although their captain has a girl in every port, he’s got a soft spot for the one in Montreal. Dr. Shane Hollander knows it’s better to have a semi-regular source of casual sex than try to make a relationship work during residency. Ilya Rozanov knows that the doctor he’s fucking in Montreal is unaware that he plays hockey, and in fact probably thinks he’s Bratva.

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    31 Jan 2026