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An AU in which Charlie and Dennis hitch a ride with that trucker from the woods to Atlantic City except then they DO "split him open like a...like a coconut."
And it's a worthwhile time for everyone involved.
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In The Real Dark Night Of The Soul by AnthraxValentines for psychedelic_iridescent, ghoulette13
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
15 Oct 2019
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[COMPLETE!]
In the real dark night of the soul, it is always three o'clock in the morning, day after day.The sexual harassment seminar ends and Charlie goes to be alone in the empty bar. Dennis stumbles in a few hours later. This is a story in which they become overwhelmed with feelings they've long since buried, deal with resurfacing memories, and cave into years and years of pent-up desperation.
[A story involving dark themes; explicit and enthusiastically consensual situations; self-loathing; introspection; more explicit interactions; personal growth; courage; and a hopeful ending. All in under 24 hours. In other words, *THE* go-to elements if a character needs to feel something for once in his life.]
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Sweet Denial by AnthraxValentines for radiodurans_archive
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
15 Mar 2018
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You know I can’t come close to resisting you....
As far as Charlie's concerned, Dee might well be a goddess on earth. That's probably why he would do just about anything she tells him to.Written for Always Sunny RarePairs Two: Electric Boogaloo
Update: I was scrolling through one of my favorite fandom tumblr accounts and the blessed soul who runs it put this on a list of recommended CharDee fics?! *screams* Thank you, whoever you are!
Update update (Jan. 2019): I read through this again and am still really proud of it, but I've realized it is also pretttty cheesy. Roughly as cheesy as the summary (see above). Creative and sexy cheesy? I think so. But reminiscent at times of an old romance novel? Probably also yes. Enjoy. -
Mac and Charlie Get Unstuck by AnthraxValentines
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
07 Mar 2018
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Two men stuck at the bottom of an abandoned diving pool where they played as children.
Mac doesn't fully appreciate how much he's depended on Charlie ever since they were messed-up little kids; it's no different now that they're messed-up adults. Charlie has seen Mac fly off the handle hundreds of times, and has defaulted to a kind of caretaker role when his friend needs to be brought back down to earth. They could never acknowledge this with each other; stuck on opposite sides of some invisible barrier.
Things are about to get very real for them.
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“Do you take all your parishioners out drinking?” Matt asks.
“Okay, first of all, we’re having a beer, not going on a bender,” Foggy says, voice low and warm and going straight to the fizzy nerves under Matt’s skin. This is a strange place to be in. “Second of all, I occasionally have a glass of wine at the ladies’ Bible study night but otherwise you’re a special case.”
“Why?” Matt asks, thumb rubbing the curve of his bottle.
“We’re friends,” Foggy says, like it’s obvious. “Also, you’re an absolute nightmare in a confessional. You get bitchy when I don’t tell you that you’re going to burn in hell for eternity or, like, flog you for whatever cryptic sins you’re confessing to.”
Matt’s fingers clench on the bottle.
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19 Feb 2026
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“I at least need to make a tasteful collage of this,” he says.
Matt laughs out a “No,” and licks his lips, humming contentedly.
“You’ll let me treat you like a whore but you won’t let me create commemorative craft projects based on it,” Foggy says, mournfully. “This is a weird thing we’ve got going on. Oh, speaking of weird things. I should probably make you talk about the fact that you just called me daddy before I let you jerk off.”
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17 Feb 2026
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“I have a question for you, Murdock,” Foggy says, slamming into Matt’s room. He could hear her flats tapping angrily on the linoleum floors in the hallways from the second she stepped into the dorm three floors down.
“Yes?” he asks, turning towards her as she toes off her shoes at the door, feet padding softly on the carpet.
“Do you think I would get expelled,” she asks, boosting herself up onto the desk next to Matt’s laptop, “if I punched out the next trust fund having, J. Crew wearing, future Republican senator doucheface who refers to us as the ‘the chubby lesbian and the blind guy?’ Because, first of all, that’s not even accurate, I’m bi as hell—and, second of all, we have names.”
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11 Feb 2026
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It's funny how all three of them seem to think they're the luckiest person in the room.
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10 Feb 2026
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Frank needs a hair cut.
Matt likes being called 'sir'.
Neither of them are really expecting their discussion to go this way.
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16 Jan 2026