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    Having ended their civil war with a bang and a very belated peace treaty in their own universe, Optimus and Megatron find themselves in the TF:One timeline, before everything went wrong. Not wishing the same war on their young counterparts, they try their best to steer them towards a better path, before it's too late. It doesn't exactly go well. There might be a body count.

    World building heavy story where D-16 gets a mentor figure, writes a poem, chases after Orion to save him from himself (and from the Plot), has the worst month of his life and uncovers some of the Horrors hidden in Cybertron's history, not necessarily in that order.


    [I was just wondering… do you think there is a world out there where we don’t hurt each other? Even when we don’t mean to?]
    [We have ever honed and shaped ourselves along the sharpest edges of each other. It took us eight million years to wear those edges down into something that fit along the seams. It is how we are. If there is a world where that doesn’t hurt, I can’t imagine it.]

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    41/?
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    After that disastrous day in Iacon Optimus discovers that Sentinel's spark survived. Spurred on by the Matrix and his natural compassion, he decides to grant the false Prime a possibility at a second chance and plants his spark in the Well, so he might be reborn one day, if Primus so wills it.

    It's a choice that is often on his mind as the centuries pass and he learns to navigate his new life as the divinely-chosen leader of his people and realizes that the empty space Sentinel left behind cannot be filled with determination and good intentions alone. The mantle of a Prime is heavy and wanting to steer his people right is not enough to make up for not knowing how to lead and manage an entire city, but it's a good start. The rest he can learn, from friends and former foes alike.

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    5/?
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    59
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    “This is a horrible idea.”
    “Why? What’s the worst that can happen? We have an awkward frag, you get to say ‘I told you so’ and we pretend it never happened.”
    “I could kill you.”
    “Wat.”


    Or: cycles later it will make for a funny anecdote that Barricade almost died interfacing with their resident false Prime, but at the time neither of them feel like laughing.

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    3/3
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    Imagine a highly specialized frame, streamlined to the smallest component. Balanced down to the most insignificant bolt, manufactured only from the purest alloys. Now mass produce seventeen thousand of them each vorn to maintain undisputed aerial supremacy over Praxus, forcing the latter to halt its production of flight frames altogether, because they could simply not keep up with the competition.
    These are the seekers, the elite guard patrolling Cybertron’s skies. Vos’ pride and joy.
    And they are not allowed to be anything but perfect.
    Those that fail to live up to perfection are disposable.
    And disposable seekers have only one place to go: the Sky Ballet.


    Or: Cybertron's society is built on pain and suffering from the lowest bloodsport to the pinnacle of performing arts. It takes Optimus too long to realize that this is by design.

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    48
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    2,420
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    After the fight for the Gate, everyone went their own ways. Orpheus spearheads the rebellion, but the strain of it is taking a heavy toll on his mind. So it was decided: he shall take a sabbatical away from the war.

    Orpheus plans to spend this forced vacation with Lae'zel, who oversees a hidden crèche on the Sword Coast. Instead, as if led by fate, he ends up in Baldur's Gate, in the house of a very familiar ghaik.

    Orpheus has few friends in this life, but he might just find one in the strangest of places.

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    38,181
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    7/?
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    35
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    4
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    The Emperor broke Belynne Stelmane's mind with a clumsy touch, so he concocts a way he could interact with her that won't shatter her any further. It comes unexpectedly handy again when it's he who is shattered after getting away from the Absolute.

    Mending a broken mind is not terribly different from mending torn clothes, if you twist your metaphors hard enough.

    Brought to you by "the Emperor does human emotions suspiciously well for something that's not supposed to understand them at all" agenda.

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    29
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    1,074
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    In Proud Immortal Daemon Way where everyone has a daemon - an animal manifestation of their soul - Shen Yuan transmigrates into an NPC hallmaster whose daemon was killed by the cruel, jealous Shen Qingqiu during a night hunt. It's something Shen Yuan knows from PIDW, but can't prove because since he woke up on the mountain he hasn't seen Shen Qingqiu's daemon even once. Nobody has. Without proof of the scum villain's wrongdoing he can't do anything but wait until Shen Qingqiu fabricates an excuse to kick him off the mountain and get rid of him for good.

    But Shen Yuan isn't someone who would take this lying down, oh no! He will make the best of his time here on the mountain by making sure that Luo Binghe - future Protagonist, gentle white lotus who will arrive any week now - will have his path to a better future paved and ready. Shen Yuan has plans to drag the scum villain to justice and expose him for the monster he is if he so much as lifts a hand against Binghe! And to do that he might make use of an unlikely friend he made during his time on the peak: a scarred, reclusive wolf living in the bamboo forest that has some connection to the scum villain.

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    13/?
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    1,718
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    535
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    28,133
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    Mobei Wu, fifth son of his father, is often relegated to act as a source of entertainment at official functions. Namely music. Which he can't practice at the Ice Fortress because nobody leaves him be. So why shouldn't he practice in Shang Qinghua's living room instead?

    It all goes kind of sideways when Shen Qingqiu discovers the strange guest in the leisure house. A strange guest that he ends up befriending, despite never seeing him face to face.
    Having a friend and finding a safe haven within the sect makes everything better, eventually.

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    42/?
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    2,181
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    1,914
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    715
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    48,167
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    Peerless Cucumber is having a day.

    The Original Goods is back, Tianlang-jun took over the demon realm again, he's being demoted to disciple and forced to move out of the bamboo house...
    What do you mean Binghe lost the protagonist halo?!

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    Shen Yuan doesn't admit that he took over Shen Qingqiu's life, he can't, but people still realize that something changed. They can't put it into words how they feel and the new Shen Qingqiu really is a very likable person, but still... something feels off.

    How do you mourn for someone who's not dead, but changed so fundamentally that he might as well be?

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    Shen Qingqiu and his young disciple Luo Binghe qi-deviate at the same time and swap bodies. It makes them understand some things about each other.

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    3,458
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    Yue Qingyuan was a boy when they threw him into Lingxi caves. He was something else when he came out.

    It was wishful thinking to hope that he could hide it forever.

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    3/3
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    The Old Palace Master pushes too far and gets caught in a lie during Shen Qingqiu's farce of a trial. To save his shixiong, Mu Qingfang reveals a secret about Shen Qingqiu that was never meant to see the light of day. Everything spirals out of control after that.

     

    “Traitor!” Shen Qingqiu hisses at Shang-shidi and tries to pull Yue Qingyuan away.

     

    “No, Shen-shixiong.” For possibly the first time ever, Shang Qinghua stands straight-backed and unshakeable. “I could have been one, but when it came down to choosing between you and him,-” He glances down at the headless body of Luo Binghe. “- I chose you. Don’t make me regret it.”

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    1/?
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    Shang Qinghua changed one little thing and became head disciple three years early. But this is not a world that will stand for someone messing with the timeline and he soon finds himself in a situation that never happened in the original: he is sent to the Northern Castle to help Linguang-jun organize a feast in just three days. Both his Mobei's and Linguang-jun's standing rides on their success.

    No pressure, right?

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    3,960
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    Ten-year-old Mobei Wu, fifth son of the current Mobei-Jun, gets stranded in the human realm after one of his uncle's murder attempts. There he meets fifteen-year-old Yue Qi, fresh out of Lingxi caves and on the way to rescue Shen Jiu.

    It turns out even ice demons aren't immune to Yue Qi's Big Brother energy.

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    1/1
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    182
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    Role swap AU

    Shen Qingqiu is the Rabid Wolf of Bai Zhan. Liu Qingge is the Peerless Beauty of Qing Jing. It somehow makes everything better.

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    218
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    4,547
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    After Xin Mo drives Bingge insane enough that he abandons all humanity, Mobei and the Wives have no choice but to put him down, once and for all. But Xin Mo would not abide for its wielder to be unmade, so it sends him back.

    The next thing Binghe knows is he's a child again (the soul of a beast trapped in fragile flesh), small and squishy and human (he thought Xin Mo has consumed all his soft parts; what good is humanity to a beast?) and more importantly: not yet hated by his sharp, cruel Shizun. This is his best chance to find the one answer he could never pry from Shen Qinqiu and he's not going to let that opportunity pass him by.

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    The Netherbrain rules, a world turned to insanity. Those who aren’t enthralled either fight or flee every waking moment of their existence or live in the few remaining illithid colonies, prey and predator forced together by the danger the Netherbrain poses to both. It’s a bleak existence, but better to be prized, jealously guarded cattle than enthralled from cradle to grave.
    This is the world the dragon Ansur reincarnates into, the memories of his old life nothing more than a source of bitter amusement, until a strange god comes to him with an offer: go back. Set things right. Keep his memories of the future close to his heart and change things, before it’s too late.

    Ansur looks between the Emperor and the honor guard, all of them bowled over by his roar and frozen in fear when they realize there’s a dragon in the Astral Prism. “I am not going to pick a side,” he says and thinks of his home, of a gentle dome of twinkling stars projected to hide a broken sky, of the bustling market by the brine lake where raiders come to trade their hard-earned spoils from the tombs of dead gods and skeletons of ruined cities. “There is too much at stake. We stand united, or we don’t stand at all.”

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    3/?
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    48
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    116
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    22
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    1,419
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    The Netherbrain has reigned victorious, but the world doesn’t end quite so simply. Orpheus rose and fell and rose and fell, again and again until his wings were clipped and he sank into blissful obscurity.

    A thousand years later in the ruins of the world he makes his home where he would have least expected.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    39
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    4
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    352
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    Percival never quite fit the mold of a hero, even after he was made Warrior of Light. He is much too prone to making questionable decisions. Like trying to seduce Emperor Varis at the peace talks.

    "Aymeric, listen. I want you to put me on the negotiating table as a bargain chip. Give me away, as bodyguard, ambassador, court clown or concubine, I care not. I want you to use any and all advantages I can buy you to ensure Ishgard gets what she needs to flourish again."
    "And am I to believe this has nothing to do with your aspirations to get in the Emperor's bed?"

    At least that was his plan. A burn slower than frostbite on a summer day and plenty of shenanigans.

    Language:
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    62,277
    Chapters:
    31/?
    Comments:
    128
    Kudos:
    204
    Bookmarks:
    26
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    6,358

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