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    “You do understand that you’re caring for the thing meant to bring destruction and chaos to our world, right?” The woman asks, Phil looking behind him fondly as Techno grabs at the ends of his wings.

    “He’s just a child.” Phil answers distractedly, humming as his wings get gently yanked at.

    “He’s the first of three to destroy life as we know it! Shouldn’t we, well, get rid of him?!”

    “Oh, no.” Phil raises his eyes with a sharp glare. “Believe me, I have my own way of preventing the apocalypse.”

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    Or, Techno, Wilbur, and Tommy are basically chaotic forces of nature, destined from birth to end the world and bring destruction. Most who hear of the tale of them are trying their best to track them down, and to end the monsters while they’re still young, still just children.

    Phil has a different plan.

    (In which Phil raises the minecraft equivalents of the anti-christ with love and support, so much so to the point where the world ending is really just a funny thought, and Phil has three kids who casually have powers that are bit more extreme than anything else in the world)

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    20 Feb 2026

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    After destroying the hotel for the umpteenth time, Alastor makes a promise with Lucifer: in exchange for swapping compliments, learning to coexist, and becoming kind of friends, Lucifer will owe him a favour.

    (Falling in love was not supposed to be a part of that deal.)

    -- in which they fight heaven, each other, and the urge to be together.

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    27 Jan 2026

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    Current Timeline:
    1. Chapter One & Two - The Fable Of The Owl & The Deer
    2. Chapter One & Two - The Jester & The Butcher
    3. Chapter One - Five Moments Of Insight & One Blind Spot
    4. Chapter Two - Five Moments Of Insight & One Blind Spot
    5. Chapter One - Divine Hunger & Infernal Harmony
    6. Chapter Three - Five Moments Of Insight & One Blind Spot
    7. Chapter Four - Five Moments Of Insight & One Blind Spot
    8. Chapter Two - Divine Hunger & Infernal Harmony
    9. Chapter Three - Divine Hunger & Infernal Harmony
    10. Chapter Five - Five Moments Of Insight & One Blind Spot
    11. Chapter Four - Divine Hunger & Infernal Harmony
    12. Chapter Five - Divine Hunger & Infernal Harmony
    13. Chapter Six - Five Moments Of Insight & One Blind Spot
    14. Chapter Six - Divine Hunger & Infernal Harmony

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    26 Jan 2026

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    "We should act like we're dating!" Lucifer blurts out, wincing as his ears register how unintentionally loud he was.

    Alastor regards him silently for a moment and Lucifer does his best not to squirm under the scrutiny. He fails almost immediately. He feels his face start to heat up and rushes to explain himself.

    "Think about it. It will drive Vox crazy! Us sitting a little too close together on the couch, stuff that the others won't even notice..." Lucifer trails off into an awkward laugh, because Alastor isn't saying anything. If fact, he doesn't even seem to be breathing.
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    Vox will be at the hotel for a week to get some "promotional material" and Lucifer wants the television demon to be as miserable as possible without Charlie realizing what he is doing. Luckily he has the best idea!

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    25 Jan 2026

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    After a nasty argument with Lilith, Lucifer wakes up in the bed of an unknown overlord and panics. He leaves quickly and tries his absolute best to forget the sparse and blurry memories he has remaining of that wonderful evening. The next night, he spends in bed with his wife. When he turns out to be pregnant a few weeks later, he thinks nothing about the mysterious demon who's bed he had shared, only that he and Lilith would finally be parents. He's absolutely delighted when his daughter is born, and takes great pride in the fact that she takes after him so much. He jokes with his wife sometimes that her genes were no very strong, however Lilith cannot help but get stuck on his words. It's true, Charlie looks nothing like her. And curiously, she has a lot of deer characteristics the older she gets... Something neither she nor Lucifer has.

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    Lucifer has a one-night-stand with Alastor after an argument with Lilith, which results in the conception of Charlie. However, neither of them realise it. It's only revealed after the Radio Demon shows up at the Happy Hotel, intending to cause some chaos out of spite for Lucifer, but is met with a girl who shares some curious traits with him.

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    25 Jan 2026