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Years after Osmosis Jones’s battle with Thrax, Ozzy is thriving and living his best life working with the immunity force full time, while Thrax lives in the outskirts of Frank’s organs, hiding out an laying low.
Stabbed and declining rapidly, Jones rushes to a nearby alleyway to asses that damage done by some stray germs that he didn’t expect to even have weapons. Unfortunately, or maybe fortunately, he is found by none other than his sworn enemy, Thrax. Being in no place to deny hospitality (hes literally about to pass out), the virus takes Ozzy to his house to heal his wounds. After waking up, more than just a brawl between the two ensues..
****BTW, This is an AU where the battle on Shane’s eye never happened, so yes, Thrax is still very very alive.
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While at a new club in Frank called “The Cyst”, Osmosis is subject to a sex pollen that makes him completely needy for any sort of sexual interaction. As a try for escape from he two friends, Leah Estrogen and Drix, he lets himself out of the club and finds himself in an alley with the hopes of having a second to try and calm down. Unfortunately (or maybe fortunately), he finds himself with a very surprised, but willing participant to help satiate Ozzie’s hunger.
||btw just note that the battle on Shane’s eyelash did NOT happen, ergo Thrax is still alive! ||
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One Bed. by AmItheProblem
Fandoms: Marvel, Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Avengers (Comics)
16 Dec 2023
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After a particularly grueling “meet-up” with some rouge samurais in the streets of New York, the team of two ended up in the middle of nowhere and pissed at each other. With no idea of where they are and how to get home, and a strong need to sleep, they decide to get a room in the closest motel they can find, what they didn’t expect was the bed situation…
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DEAD-CENTRE by ANONisGOD
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
20 Dec 2025
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Deadpool's just passing through a dusty town looking for work. A WANTED poster catches his eye, and so does the name "Spider-Man".
A bounty worth $10,000 is more than enough reason to hang around."I came to this dustball of a town to make ten grand and maybe shoot something. Instead, I got emotionally compromised by a sad farm twink with beautiful eyes and commitment issue. Send help. Or pie."
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17 Nov 2025