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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    A Hitchcockian parody for Christmas - Faramir the mild-mannered bookshop owner encounters a mysterious icy blonde who seems to be casing the apartment block opposite.

    Contains as many [Easter Eggs] Christmas Stocking Fillers as I could reasonably shoe-horn into 4000 words.

    Wishing Sian, Altariel and Queef Queen (and my many readers) a very Merry Christmas 2021.

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    1/1
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    05 Jan 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    Edaid *Sindarin for a double, a pattern or mirror of another.

    A dream, echoed where least expected, leads Faramir and Imrahil on a search down through the waves of time and fate.

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    14 Jan 2020

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    The dream leads Faramir to chase down a mystery from his youth... Gorgeous birthday fic from Sian!

  3. Rec 10

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    Loosely based on The Knight Before Christmas – a made-for-TV time-slip rom-com so cheesy you could spread it on bread dough and make an instant Quattro Formaggio.

    “A staggering work of lifeless mediocrity” Vulture.com
    “I was disappointed by this film even when judged by the standards of other holiday films” smartbitchestrashybooks.com
    “I really can’t go on. It took me all day to watch this movie is small doses…There is no concept or Christmas trope too candied-apple sweet for this movie. We have no profanity, no sex, no alcohol…” Ruthlessreviews.com

    Sian spotted this gem, and suggested we write a parody as a joint effort. Faramir as our Knight catapulted from his Medieval world into the modern day, with a modern-day Éowyn waiting for him? Possibly with added swearing, sex and booze?

    But Sian's had a lot going on, so I've had a go at a Christmas cheer up. Happy Christmas, Sian!

    With profound apologies to everyone. My characters, my readers, the whole world… for doing this to them. Also, I have not seen the monstrosity in question, but I have a script, and I have the trailer. So off we go. Buckle up, it's gonna be a cheesy ride.

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    Chapters:
    18/18
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    318
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    12 Jan 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Christmas chivalric crackfic!

  4. Public Bookmark 11

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    Ithilien Rangers, a brutally wet spring, and Damrod's dice. What could possibly go wrong?
    A sequel to 'Cool Hand'.

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    18 Oct 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Funny (and touching) story about what Faramir will do to keep his Rangers in good spirits.

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    Each year Eowyn and Faramir must shake the grasp of winter anew, but always together. (I.e. March is a rough time, but they see each other through.)

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    21 Sep 2018

  6. Public Bookmark 2

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    Sam, Frodo and the Rangers of Ithilien remember the fallen at Henneth Annun.

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    13 Sep 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    One of the best Ithilien Ranger stories around.

  7. Public Bookmark 20

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    A newly-healed and married Eowyn planned on a fruitful, fertile life as a healer in the lush forests and gardens of Ithilien but feels the return of familiar darkness when her own body struggles with creating and sustaining life.

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    25 Aug 2018

  8. Public Bookmark 55

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    The tales tell that Gondor's true king will have the hands of a healer. Growing up in a perilous time, Faramir experiences firsthand just how desperately Gondor-- and Faramir himself-- could use his healing.

    Starts out as childhood fluff and gets progressively more serious.

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    Chapters:
    7/7
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    25 Aug 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Who heals in Gondor before the King returns?

  9. Public Bookmark 35

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    As the Prince of Ithilien and his lady prepare to celebrate their first Mettarë together the past and future intertwine, like mistletoe on a branch of white hawthorn. An advent treat for Annafan. Merry Christmas my dear.

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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    50
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    11 Aug 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Happy Christmas! This story is so delectable I could eat it all up with a spoon.

  10. Public Bookmark 27

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    "You're not going to frighten me." Laisa paused, reconsidered. "You're not going to frighten me off."

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    23 Jul 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Cordelia talks straight to Laisa. Beautiful, deft characterisations.

  11. Public Bookmark 28

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    Gregor, happy. For avanti_90's trope meme prompt: Aral and Gregor, Truth or Dare.

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    23 Jul 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Gregor is happy.

  12. Public Bookmark 1

    This work isn't hosted on the Archive so this blurb might not be complete or accurate.

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    Faramir tells a ghost story shortly after the war of the ring. Beware modern English and anachronisms as well as unexpected additions to the fauna of Middle earth. It's told in fun.

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    23 Jul 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    “Somewhere in the middle of this gloom was a man with hair as inky black as the sky at midnight, wide grey eyes and over bitten fingernails. He had a slightly harassed look, which although he didn't know it made him look the image of his shipwrecked ancestors. He looked like someone who had had to do rather a lot of thinking on the spot.”

  13. Public Bookmark 14

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    Thanks to Eomer's involvement and the well-intentioned interference of Beregond, the first week of her marriage to Faramir does not go as Eowyn had hoped.

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    Chapters:
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    21 Jul 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    “Faramir is simply unaccustomed to having his wishes granted, let alone one so extravagant.” Beautiful.

  14. Public Bookmark *

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    "When I first looked on her and perceived her unhappiness, it seemed to me that I saw a white flower standing straight and proud, shapely as a lily, and yet knew that it was hard, as if wrought by elf-wrights out of steel. Or was it, maybe, a frost that had turned its sap to ice, and so it stood, bitter-sweet, still fair to see, but stricken, soon to fall and die? " (Return of the King : The Houses of Healing).

    Eowyn and Faramir's meeting and courtship in the Houses of Healing, and their relationship up to their marriage and arrival in Ithilien. Starts mainly bookverse, with occasional movie-verse references, then goes off into the post-war world. Now complete.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    17 Jul 2018

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    Easily the best F/É courtship story I’ve read, and by gum I’ve read a lot. Terrific novel.

  15. Public Bookmark 15

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    Yes, yes, I know it's been done. But I couldn't resist. My take on the diaries of Éowyn and Faramir in the Houses of Healing.

    Part 2 of my "Silk Road" universe. Sequel to Howzat, prequel to Whenas in Silks.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    17 Jul 2018

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    Flawless mix of Middle-earth milieu with contemporary voices. A joy from start to finish.

  16. Public Bookmark *

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    'It's not just Death Eaters that kill Muds. After the Second World War, the Muggle civil rights movements got started. Black rights, and feminism, and gay rights. We -- wizards -- we never had the sixties, because we just kept replaying the war, over and over again: Grindelwald in the forties, then Voldemort in the seventies, then Voldemort again in the nineties. I just hope this time it's really finished, and we can sort out our own fucking house.'

    Hermione is back at school after a summer in the Muggle world, and everything is changing. But getting closer to Harry doesn't get her any closer to the war - until she's unexpectedly enrolled in the Order of the Phoenix, and meets Hestia Jones, the founder of Mud Pride.

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    22 Sep 2011

  17. Public Bookmark 36

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    A series of interlinked stories about Faramir and Éowyn's courtship, wedding and early days of marriage.

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    16 Sep 2011

  18. Public Bookmark 36

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    Laisa and Gregor explore the Residence and each other. raising ghosts along the way. (See warnings under Notes.)

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    12 Sep 2011

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  19. Public Bookmark 17

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    A sequel to The Influence of Kindred Desires. On their return to Minas Tirith after their wedding, Faramir and Éowyn must begin to learn what it takes to be married once the honeymoon is over. Slight dub-con.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    4
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    17
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    4,649

    12 Sep 2011

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  20. Public Bookmark 31

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    The Steward of Gondor and the White Lady of Rohan are to be married. The right ceremonies must be performed in the right way. But Faramir and Éowyn have a few rituals of their own to conduct.

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    12,069
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    12
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    271
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    8,205

    12 Sep 2011

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